China’s Digital Cash Gets a Facelift 💰
This pronouncement, delivered with suitably bureaucratic gravity by one Lu Lei (a Deputy Governor of the People’s Bank of China – a title that inevitably evokes images of endless paperwork and lukewarm tea), appeared in the Financial News, a publication whose very existence suggests a degree of self-assured centrality. The intention? To ‘boost adoption,’ naturally. As if a digital currency needs ‘boosting’ like a melancholic spirit needs a pep talk.




