Metroid Prime 4: Beyond – Release Date, Preorders, Gameplay, & Story Details

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The game, originally planned for the Nintendo Switch before its title was even finalized, is now launching as a multi-platform title with the release of the new Switch 2. Whether you’re a newcomer to the first-person Metroid games or a long-time fan, here’s a comprehensive overview of Metroid Prime 4: Beyond, including its release date, how to pre-order, different versions and their prices, gameplay details, the story, and what to expect if you’re playing on the Switch 2.

Crypto Bombshell

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Buckle up, folks! 🚀 Bitwise CIO spills the beans: UNI, ETH, and XRP are about to revolutionize value capture!

Crypto Crooks & Cash Couriers: UK’s Wild Crime Comedy! 🎭💰

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The UK’s finest are on a mission to dismantle these crypto-criminal masterminds, and guess what? Cash couriers are their favorite punching bag. Sal Melki, the Deputy Director for Economic Crime at the National Crime Agency (NCA), calls them “intrinsic” to the whole shebang. Intrinsic? More like “in-trouble-istic”! 😂

🚀 VeChain’s Heroic Leap to Compliance: A Laughter-Fueled Tale

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Lo and behold! VeChain has unveiled a grand regulatory achievement. Their Hayabusa upgrade, much like a magician’s punchline, now fits perfectly into the EU’s Markets in Crypto-Assets (MiCA) framework. This accomplishment-a true testament to the absurdity of regulations-untangled the once chaotic knot of regulatory bureaucracy.

Disney+ Just Renewed Its 5th MCU Show for a Season 2

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According to reports from Scooper Daniel Richtman, Marvel Studios is planning a second season of Marvel Zombies on Disney+. The show’s strong viewership numbers during its first five days reportedly impressed Disney, and a source at Marvel Animation indicated back in September that they were already thinking about future stories within the Marvel Zombies world.

TAO’s Tumble: Will Bittensor Survive or Get Squashed Like a Bug? 🐜

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Spot Taker CVD leaned sell-heavy, which is fancy talk for “everyone’s running for the exits like the building’s on fire.” And the rising volume? Oh, that’s just aggressive market-order selling-not the kind of accumulation you’d hope for unless you enjoy watching your money vanish like a magician’s rabbit. 🎩🐇

Plague of Plunging Bitcoin: Madness in Markets

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Behold! The market makers-those pawns in a desperate gambit-found their liquidity trampled by the glitch’s cruel jest. A stablecoin, once noble, wavered from its $1 tether like a drunkard’s waltz, igniting Auto-Deleveraging’s inferno. Accountants weep, balance sheets shatter, and the bears? They grin, sipping espresso on the precipice. ☕💥