😂 Bitcoin Titan’s Alcatraz Colossus: Monumental Fail or Win? 📈
In the misty veils of San Francisco’s bay, where once fortunes and failures whispered through the fog, a businessman of the Bitcoin persuasion hath announced his intent to erect a colossal effigy of the Greek Titan Prometheus, rising 450 feet from the storied rock of Alcatraz. Oh, the irony of chains broken and new ones forged! 😂