El Salvador, that dashing, if slightly eccentric, nation, has done it again! 💃 They’ve decided to add a bit more Bitcoin to their already rather substantial stash, scooping up a whole 6 Bitcoin on March 10th. This, you see, is a bit of a departure from their usual daily ritual of acquiring a single Bitcoin, like a chap adding a solitary sugar cube to his tea. 🫖
Now, one might think that the International Monetary Fund (IMF), those sticklers for the status quo, would be pleased with this little dip in Bitcoin buying. But no, they seem to be carrying on like a grumpy old butler at a tea party, grumbling about financial risks and whatnot. 😠
Of course, our dear President Bukele, a chap who seems to have a fondness for the dramatic, simply dismissed their concerns as “whining.” He declared that El Salvador’s Bitcoin love affair is here to stay, a bit like a rogue uncle who insists on wearing a kilt to formal events. 🤡
And so, El Salvador’s Bitcoin reserves now stand at a rather impressive 6,111.18, worth a cool $493 million. One can’t help but admire their unwavering commitment to this digital currency, even as the price of Bitcoin dances a rather nervous jig around the $80,000 mark. Will the IMF relent? Will Bukele’s bold gamble pay off? Only time will tell. ⏳
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2025-03-10 14:53