Mike Myers’ Elon Musk Whines He’s Losing ‘100 Billion Dollars’ and Bullies Marco Rubio on ‘Saturday Night Live’

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On Saturday, “Saturday Night Live” revisited the political week’s events during their opening sketch, specifically highlighting an allegedly heated Trump administration gathering in which Marco Rubio and Elon Musk engaged in a verbal dispute.

In a fictional scenario, characterized by James Austin Johnson as Donald Trump, endeavors to negotiate a peace agreement with Secretary of State Rubio, portrayed by Marcello Hernandez. “Now, your name is Mark Ruby,” Trump addressed him, following his assertion that English is the country’s primary official language.

However, it’s not something I can agree with that Elon has unrestricted control over our government,” Rubio stated. “Aircraft are experiencing accidents, yet he persists in attempting to dismiss air traffic control.”

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Elon should not have unfettered power over the government, according to Rubio. While planes keep crashing, he continues to challenge air traffic control.

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Rubio disagrees with Elon having unchecked influence on our government. Despite planes continually crashing, he insists on undermining air traffic control.

Trump responded, “Indeed, Elon is quite knowledgeable on aeronautics. You’re correct. After all, he manages SpaceX, a company that’s making remarkable strides in the field of space travel, particularly when it comes to managing explosions and rocket debris.”

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Trump said, “Yeah, Elon’s got a good grasp of air travel stuff. He runs SpaceX, which is doing some amazing work on space travel, especially handling those rocket explosions and debris.

As a movie buff, I’d rephrase it like this: “Musk shared some fascinating tidbits with me for the State of the Union speech, such as this joke about $8 million being spent on turning mice into transgender creatures. It’s hard to believe, right? Well, that’s because it’s not accurate, but I shared it anyway, and it got a huge laugh – and that rush from making people laugh is quite addictive.

Trump expressed his fondness for the show “White Lotus,” stating, “While I’ve been stirring things up, I’ve also been making progress with the Panamanian government regarding the Panama Canal. I no longer want it; it seems like too much trouble. Instead, I find myself drawn to Thailand, as I watch ‘White Lotus,’ and it appears stunningly beautiful. By the way, who is the girl with the distinctive teeth?

In the final stages, Mike Myers, portraying Elon Musk, appeared, prompting Marco Rubio to query why he was performing an amusing, quirky move.

I’m shocked that this is the person who has been granted access to the entire government – he’s not an elected official. Even if you have disagreements, at least make them constructive,” Rubio said. “It’s like Elon Musk, I can’t help but wonder how he manages to father 20 children, but I’ve never seen him with a woman – only associates named Donkey Dog and Boner King, you know?

Through a voiceover, Elon Musk (as portrayed by Myers) lamented in a Dr. Evil-like tone, “It appears many individuals have developed a disliking towards me. Unfortunately, my Tesla shares are plummeting, and my personal wealth has decreased by an astonishing $100 billion.

Trump subsequently issued a few directives, remarking, “Marco, tighten up your spending. Elon, stick to your area of expertise. You’re not in charge, but my $300 million investment makes you the leader.”

Trump made some decisions next, commenting, “Marco, watch your expenses. Elon, focus on what you know best. Though you don’t call the shots, my $300 million investment is why you hold that position.

Lady Gaga, fresh off the release of her seventh studio album titled “Mayhem,” will be hosting the event for a second time and will also appear as the musical performer for the fifth occasion.

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2025-03-09 08:16