Deep Water Is the Movie We’ll All Be Watching on a Loop in Purgatory

Let me tell you, Deep Water feels…empty. It’s like the filmmakers were afraid to actually say anything, to suggest there’s any real substance beneath the surface. The characters are paper-thin, and the themes are hammered over your head with such force it’s almost comical. There’s this bizarre scene where Aaron Eckhart’s character, a first officer, randomly offers life advice to a little girl about detours – it’s so out of nowhere it made me laugh. And then there’s Dan, played by Angus Sampson, who isn’t just a typical annoying passenger; he’s a walking disaster. He harasses the flight attendants, can’t stop smoking, cuts the line, and – get this – throws away the emergency GPS device! Oh, and he causes the plane crash with his faulty phone charger. Seriously. The audacity of this character is unbelievable. There’s a moment after the crash, with wreckage everywhere, and Dan is just casually grabbing peanuts and asking a wounded stewardess for a drink. Honestly, I half-expected to see a title card saying ‘Dan Presents…’ – it felt like he was directing the whole thing.







