Molière’s Bitcoin Farce: ETFs Outshine Comedians in Record Inflows!

Behold, dear reader, the U.S. bitcoin ETFs threaten to shatter a five-week outflow curse, their performance since mid-January nothing short of a Molièrean farce. With $1.1 billion in three days, they now cling to $815 million in net gains-nearly as thrilling as a coin-toss performance.



