
Alas, poor WLFI, beset on all sides by the specter of political scrutiny! While the crypto markets attempted to steady their trembling hands, WLFI’s price remained ensnared in the clutches of a political overhang so absurd, it could only be the work of a Gogolian pen. The U.S. Congressman Ro Khanna, a figure straight out of “The Government Inspector,” has cast his inquisitive gaze upon a $500 million UAE-linked investment tied to the Trump family’s crypto venture. Transparency, foreign capital, national interest-these are the buzzwords that now haunt WLFI like a ghostly chorus in a Russian novella.