The Morning Show Recap: Parenting Techniques For Dummies

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Cory experiences a deeply traumatic event when his mother attempts suicide before his eyes, but honestly, Alex has an even worse day. Already strained in her relationship with her father, Martin, Alex receives a late-night call informing her that he’s been arrested for public intoxication and vandalism – specifically, urinating on a statue of Paul Revere. She brings him home to sober up, but he disappears by morning, and a video of the incident quickly goes viral. This adds immense stress to an already difficult day, as Alex is scheduled to meet with the White House press team to discuss a potential meeting with President Biden. Her father’s behavior creates chaos just when she needs to be focused and professional.

SBF’s Wild Appeal Saga: Bias, Free Dinners, and Presidential Pardons 😱

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Sam Bankman-Fried, the co-founder of the now-defunct FTX, is ready to take his case to the 2nd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals, armed with arguments that he was “presumed guilty” before the trial even began. His legal team, led by the formidable Alexandra Shapiro, insists the trial was anything but fair. They’re pointing fingers at everyone-from the media circus to Judge Kaplan’s alleged bias.

Dungeons of Hinterberg is getting a PS5 physical release with pre-orders going live on November 13

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A limited physical edition of Dungeons of Hinterberg for PlayStation 5 will be available starting November 13th at 10 AM PST exclusively at the Super Rare Games store. Only 2500 copies will be made, and they are expected to ship in January. The game originally launched on Xbox and PC, including as part of Game Pass, last year. This PlayStation version includes all previous updates, a New Game Plus mode, a bonus secret episode, and other additions.

XRP ETF: Is the Moon Really Within Reach? 🚀

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The updated S-1 document now possesses a magical clause – a bypass switch for the SEC’s fondness for procrastination. Mr. Seyffart of Bloomberg informs us this mirrors the arrangements previously extended to Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs. A clever maneuver, or a thinly veiled attempt to bully the regulators? One wonders. It’s all rather…efficient. Too efficient, perhaps. 🤨

Gemini’s Posh Crypto Vegas Gambit, Pending Approval

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To bet on the future is the highest form of frivolity, and Gemini, that most fashionable of crypto exchanges, has decided to double down on this particular vice. Pending the benevolence of the U.S. CFTC (who may be busy enjoying coffee with their unemployment), the Winklevoss twins aim to let punters wager on outcomes ranging from political meltdowns to sports comebacks. How thrilling! One might even call it “democratic gambling,” if democracy weren’t so notoriously bad at picking winners. 🎲 \n\nBut let us not forget the thrill of competition! Kalshi and Polymarket, those austere avant-garde rivals, are surely huffing their organic kombucha, muttering about “regulated chaos.” As for the patient, unfinished government shutdown? A mere footnote, really, in Gemini’s operatic quest to monetize every conceivable human anxiety. 🏆

Wife Swap: The Real Housewives Edition Recap: Lipstick on a Pig

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The episode begins by introducing both families. Viewers of The Real Housewives of Orange County will remember that Emily and Shane have three children: 12-year-old Annabelle and 9-year-old twins, Luke and Keller. Emily feels Shane does about 60% of the housework, while he believes it’s closer to 70%. The show suggests Emily is avoiding her responsibilities as a stay-at-home mom by being on television. Shane complains he’s spending most of his time on household tasks, but viewers know he hasn’t always been a practicing attorney. Emily is also dealing with her daughter Annabelle, who seems to have inherited her mother’s strong personality and is understandably unhappy about being filmed for the show.