For twenty-four hours, this BONK, this… thing, ascended by a little more than ten percent, reaching a value of, well, a sum so diminutive as to scarcely warrant mentioning (something around $0.00000833, if one insists upon precision). It was, to be frank, a rather frantic scurry for so little purchase.📈
A new benchmark reveals the significant hurdles facing artificial intelligence when it comes to complex financial reasoning with real-world documents.
Iran, ever the pioneer in bureaucratic ingenuity, will now leverage the enigmatic allure of cryptocurrency to sell its wares to countries with questionable taste in artillery. A bold move, or perhaps a desperate one-only time will tell if the blockchain becomes the new war chest.
Researchers have developed a hierarchical forecasting model that captures complex patterns in time series data with unprecedented accuracy and interpretability.
Apparently, we’re now in “Phase Two” of their multi-phase plan. Sounds like a Star Wars sequel nobody asked for. 🎬
Here’s a look at the Lego Sonic racing and platforming sets currently available. Keep in mind that some Sonic Lego sets will soon be discontinued, including the largest and most expensive one. Right now, the 590-piece Super Sonic vs. Egg Drillster Lego set is on sale for just $48 at the Lego Store (originally $80) and $64 at Amazon.
Crypto Wallet Hack: The Ultimate “Oops, I Did It Again” for Wallets So, there’s this quiet little crypto mugging happening, right? Like a shady alley but online. Thieves are creeping across EVM chains-Ethereum, BNB Chain, Base, Arbitrum-you name it. Each poor sap’s losing what? Around two grand? Big whoop. But wait-total loot? Over $107,000. It’s … Read more
The newest trailer for Wonder Man reveals that Simon Williams, portrayed by Yahya Abdul-Matteen II, isn’t just an actor hoping for a role. He’s secretly hiding powers while trying out for a superhero movie, and the trailer suggests his secret won’t stay hidden for long.
Iran’s overseas arms export agency, in a stroke of bureaucratic genius (or desperation), has floated the idea of settling payments for missiles, drones, and warships via crypto, barter, or-if you’re feeling particularly adventurous-Iranian rials. Because when sanctions squeeze, why not pivot to the Wild West of digital finance?
For two weeks, BTC has been trapped in a tight range, darling, like a socialite in a too-small gown. The Bollinger Bands, those ever-so-dramatic volatility gauges, have narrowed to less than $3,500. The lowest since July, according to TradingView. How quaint! 🧐