El Salvador’s New USDT Visa Card: 2% Fee, Zero Custody, All Drama 🎭💳

Behold, Truther, the savior of Latin America’s crypto-obsessed masses! At the Blockchain conference in Brazil, they clasped hands with Visa, a union of silicon and plastic. El Salvador, that tiny nation where volcanoes and Bitcoin coexist, shall host the card’s grand premiere. One imagines the local avocados being paid in digital tokens now.

How Sony’s Fancy Blockchain Effort Is Remaking Idol Fan Frenzy 😂

At the heart of this spectacle lies the IDOL RUNWAY COLLECTION (IRC) 2026 festival, where Sony’s Soneium blockchain, with the finesse of a juggler handling chainsaws, has introduced an AI-powered app. This app, conceived in collaboration with the apparent visionaries at YOAKE entertainment, transforms squabbles over fan favorites into quantifiable treats such as “IRC Scores.” True fans of groups like Nogizaka46, =LOVE, and FRUITS ZIPPER, enjoy earning place-marks not unlike badges of honor, granting what they believe to be illustrious event access and the illusion of influence through voting rights.

Bitcoin’s Identity Crisis: Fashionably Disheveled? 🤔💰

The gentle friction between these contrary forces has brewed for months, with our dear SEC commissioner, Hester Peirce, entering the fray. Not as a mere bureaucrat, but with the fervor of a revolutionary, she defends the splendid notion that digital assets should reside in one’s personal alcove. In her enlightening discussion on The Rollup podcast, she muses that a financial ecosystem should celebrate liberty over convenience. Ah, to be self-custodied is, my friends, human!

10 Heaviest Movies Ever Made, Ranked

The most impactful films often balance moments of joy with intense sadness, making the difficult parts even more heartbreaking. These movies frequently leave us realizing that the toughest experiences, in life and in art, are the ones we remember most.