Crypto Chaos: SEC & CFTC Declare Most Tokens Not Securities!

In a joint interpretation that reads like a poorly written fairy tale, the agencies have outlined how these crypto critters fit (or don’t fit) under federal securities laws. The highlight? Most crypto assets, they say, are as much securities as a chocolate teapot is useful. Brilliant, isn’t it?

Disco Elysium, Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth, & Final Fantasy IV Pixel Remaster are coming to Xbox Game Pass

Hey gamers, just wanted to let you know some cool games are coming to Game Pass! I’m super excited about Disco Elysium dropping on March 19th, followed by Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth on March 24th. Then, on April 7th, we’re getting the Pixel Remaster of Final Fantasy IV! All of these will be available with Game Pass Ultimate, Premium, or PC Game Pass. And good news for Final Fantasy fans – this Pixel Remaster joins the other three games in the series already on the service. Xbox has all the details and descriptions if you want to check them out.

Ripple Prime’s XRP Gambit: No Sales, No Tears, Just Gains

Higgins, with the gravitas of a man who’s seen more market tides than a seaside hotel concierge, offered a parable for the ages. Picture this: the Chicago Mercantile Exchange, that venerable temple of derivatives, has long treated XRP as an uninvited guest at the buffet. Institutions wishing to trade CME futures? They’d have to sell their XRP, convert it to dollars, and endure the existential crisis of crystallised gains-like watching your favorite scarf shrink in the dryer, but with tax forms.

The First Dune: Part Three Trailer Finally Shows the War the Books Skipped

While both Dune and Dune: Messiah are part of the same series, they offer very different experiences. Dune follows a traditional hero’s path, leading readers to expect a large-scale war in the sequel, with House Atreides and the Fremen taking center stage. However, Dune: Messiah takes a surprising turn. Set years later, it’s a much darker and more complex story, focusing on political intrigue and philosophical questions, and presenting a far more flawed and even troubling side of Paul Atreides.

Marvel Studios Reveals the New Fantastic Four Logo Almost Looked Way Different

Marvel Studios shared over a dozen logo concepts that didn’t make the cut for the upcoming 2025 film, The Fantastic Four: First Steps, in the official art book. These logos, along with early character designs, were all part of figuring out how to best introduce the team into the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The final logo, for comparison, is a light blue “4” with a single line running through both the number and the circle around it.