Crypto’s Descent: ETH, XRP, ADA, BNB, and HYPE in the Abyss

Ethereum floated in a stagnant sea of uncertainty this week, its price a ghost haunting the $2,400 gate. The market, a pack of wolves, gnawed at the carcass of hope, neither advancing nor retreating. Yet, the specter of a bearish ascending channel loomed, a shadow that would eventually swallow the fragile dream of $2,800. Even if the price climbed, the macrocosm remained a prison of lower lows and higher highs-a labyrinth with no exit.

Wisconsin’s Wild Lawsuit Rodeo: Predicting Markets or Just Predictably Illegal?

Yes, you heard that right. Apparently, the authorities have decided that the only thing worse than a cheesehead is a cheesehead betting on sports illegally. According to their latest announcement, they’re on a crusade to shut down these platforms for supposedly facilitating sports betting that Wisconsin hilariously considers illegal commercial gambling. Because, as we all know, nothing says “family values” like a good ol’ lawsuit.

Whose Banana Is This? WLFI Fiasco, Sun Lawsuit, Trump Snark

According to the ledger at CoinGecko, the token slipped about 3% in the last day and slid to a new all-time low of $0.0761 on Thursday morn. It had been dancing between roughly $0.0887 and $0.1355 since the February correction, but April had other plans and sent it tumbling from that range.

Metaplanet’s Bold Move: $50M Bond Sale to Snatch Up More Bitcoin!

EVO FUND completely purchased the bonds, continuing their pattern of being the only buyer for almost all of Metaplanet’s zero-interest bonds since the company started investing in Bitcoin in April 2024. These bonds are structured similarly to previous issuances: they are unsecured, not guaranteed, have a short repayment period, and include a related warrant program for redemption.

The Pragmata Original Soundtrack is now streaming on Spotify and more

I’m so excited about this new album! It’s got 46 amazing tracks from Yasumasa Kitagawa, YU-KA, and other fantastic artists. You can listen to it on all the major streaming services – I’ve included a link where you can find them. And check out the album art below, it’s really cool!