🤑 Ripple’s RLUSD: Banks Bow Down to Crypto’s New King? 👑

Lo and behold, RLUSD doth operate under the watchful eye of the New York Department of Financial Services, and even the U.S. Office of the Comptroller of the Currency hath given its conditional nod. 🏛️ Such honors place Ripple in the rarified company of those who dare to meet the standards of banks-a feat so noble, it maketh one weep with bureaucratic joy! 😂

🤑 Trump’s Oil Grab & Crypto Boom: Impeachment Odds Say “Hold My Beer” 🌶️

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Donald Trump, the man with the golden comb-over and the silver tongue, stood before the nation, his words dripping with triumph. “We’ll run their oil,” he declared, his voice a mix of bravado and bluster. “Congress? Nah, they’d blab.” And blab they did-not about the operation, but about Trump himself. Chuck Schumer, the Senate’s dour watchdog, called the attacks “reckless,” his voice trembling with indignation. “This should strike fear in the hearts of all Americans,” he warned, though whether it was fear of Trump’s actions or his hairpiece, no one could say.

10 Best NES Launch Titles, Ranked

The NES became incredibly popular largely because of its amazing selection of games. It was clear the console would do well even from the start, thanks to strong launch titles like Ice Climber and Wrecking Crew.

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