Crypto Catastrophe: How Bitcoin Became a Circus & $140B Vanished in Thin Air! 🎪💸

Market cap’s doing the limbo, folks-how low can it go? Dropped below $3 trillion, dragging the whole circus down with it. Bitcoin, the star of the show, just lost support faster than a clown losing his wig-dropping from a snazzy $90,000 to a “whoops, what just happened?” $85,200 in the blink of an eye. Talk about a rollercoaster-except this one’s missing the safety bars! 🎢💥

PayPal’s Bank? The Absurdity!

Payments giant PayPal, ever the supplicant, has applied to the powers that be – the Utah Department of Financial Institutions and the all-seeing FDIC – to birth this… this bank. The intention, they claim, is to shower small businesses with loans. As if a company built on the fleeting nature of digital transactions truly understands the agonies of a grocer struggling with inventory, or a carpenter lamenting the price of wood! 🤣

🌐 Ripple’s Ambitions Unveiled: RLUSD Sets Sail

In the relentless pursuit of expansion, with the aid of exquisite Wormhole’s Native Token Transfer (NTT) standard, Ripple has brazenly ventured its asset forth to the swirling depths of Ethereum’s Layer-2 chains. There, amidst the bustling cities of Optimism, Base, Ink/Inkchain, and Unichain, RLUSD boldly has skirted and pirouetted!

Hollywood Is Unhappy With Trump’s ‘Disgusting’ Comments to Rob Reiner

Journalist Maria Shriver, who was previously married to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, strongly condemned Donald Trump’s comments, calling them “absolutely disgusting.” She urged people not to overlook his words, emphasizing that his statement regarding Rob and Michele Reiner – a couple she described as kind and loving – was inhumane and deeply upsetting. Shriver questioned how anyone, let alone a president, could make such a statement, given the immense pain the Reiner family is experiencing.

Avengers: Doomsday Trailer Makes Sam Wilson Fans Unhappy

For weeks, people have been talking about teasers for the upcoming Avengers: Doomsday movie, expecting Marvel to release several trailers to get fans excited. But a new report suggests these aren’t typical trailers at all. Instead, they’ll be short videos focusing on individual characters who will appear in the film.

South Park Season 28 Episodes, Ranked Worst To Best

Internal issues at Paramount, stemming from changes in leadership, caused the new season to premiere later than planned, moving the date from July 9th to July 23rd. When the season finally launched, creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone immediately used the show to sharply satirize Paramount itself.