White House Denies Bitcoin Sale: The Art of Still Holding 🧐💰

It appears that reports of a 57.55 BTC-valued at a modest $6.3 million, or the price of a small island-aroused our collective curiosity. Was it sold? Was it spirited away by digital pirates? Fear not! Patrick Witt, the knight of truth, swooped in on social media to assure us that no, these coins are still in their cozy, government-led cryptobank, under a grand plan called the Strategic Bitcoin Reserve (which sounds as thrilling as it is mysterious).

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