🚨 Government Unshuts Its Doors: Crypto Goes Bonkers! 🚀

Now, this bill-a bit of a patchwork quilt, really-is off to the House of Representatives, where it’s expected to get a nod on Wednesday afternoon. If all goes well (and when does it ever in Washington?), President Donald Trump will sign it faster than you can say “executive order.” Then, poof! Government operations will spring back to life like a jack-in-the-box. 🪄

A Different World Gets Rebooted on Netflix

Hillman isn’t just welcoming new actors; some of the original creative team are returning as well. Debbie Allen, who directed a large portion of the original series, will direct the first three episodes of the Netflix reboot and also serve as an executive producer. Writers Reggie and Gina Prince-Bythewood, who met on the original show, are joining as executive producers alongside Mandy Summers and Tom Werner. While it’s unclear if any of the original cast members will appear, fans are hoping for some enjoyable, throwback cameos, as is typical with reboots.

Bitcoin Soars as Government Shutdown Ends… Maybe?

It reportedly took around 10 hours for Republicans to get the job done on Monday and obtain the 60 votes (eight being Democrats) needed to pass a funding bill that would cover most of the government’s expenses through to the end of January next year. Because nothing says “collaboration” like a 10-hour negotiation. 🕵️‍♂️