Everything I Saw and Overheard at the ‘Human’ Oscars

I went to the Oscars rehearsal on Saturday, and even though it was warm outside, I was cold in my jeans and a long-sleeved shirt. In a fancy, velvet-lined elevator, I received strict instructions about what I couldn’t share before the show aired on Sunday. They warned me, with a smile, that if I revealed anything about the script, who was presenting each award, or even a funny bit involving someone pretending to be Adrien Brody, there would be consequences.






