Coinbase’s Secret Plan to Make Stock Perps the New Retail King!

David Duong, the man with the golden pen at Coinbase Institutional, scribbled on X that perps are no longer just a flashy trick. They’re becoming the backbone of DeFi, like a sturdy oak in a storm. 🌲 “They’re not just high-leverage toys anymore,” he says, “they’re the building blocks of a new world.” 🌍

Crypto’s Dirty Little Secret: When Blockchains Cheat! 😱

A dramatic painting of blockchain validators looking conflicted

Picture, if you will, a digital ledger-this sacred, unchangeable tome-suddenly developing the memory of a tsarist bureaucrat after too much kvass. “What hack? What stolen millions? Let us simply pretend Tuesday never happened!” Thus enters the blockchain rollback: history’s backspace key, deployed only when the alternative is watching villains skip away with sacks of digital gold.

🐻 Oh Deer, Is Bitcoin Suffering a Bear Market Melodrama? 🦊

Bitcoin Chart

With the subtlety of a village elder discerning the weather from a shadow, Moreno draws our gaze to the unmistakable chill when our hero’s valiant price falls beneath its one-year moving average. This technical harbinger, he claims with considerable gravity, presages a time when lower trading will define the landscape ahead, much like the grass bows decorously beneath a weary traveler. 🔭

Dogecoin Killer Rises! 📈

For twenty-four hours, this BONK, this… thing, ascended by a little more than ten percent, reaching a value of, well, a sum so diminutive as to scarcely warrant mentioning (something around $0.00000833, if one insists upon precision). It was, to be frank, a rather frantic scurry for so little purchase.📈

Can AI Truly Understand Finance?

The distribution of FinMMDocR’s performance across financial scenarios, document lengths, and reasoning steps per question demonstrates a nuanced relationship between these factors in assessing complex financial documents.

A new benchmark reveals the significant hurdles facing artificial intelligence when it comes to complex financial reasoning with real-world documents.

Budget-Friendly Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds Lego Sets Are Available Now

Here’s a look at the Lego Sonic racing and platforming sets currently available. Keep in mind that some Sonic Lego sets will soon be discontinued, including the largest and most expensive one. Right now, the 590-piece Super Sonic vs. Egg Drillster Lego set is on sale for just $48 at the Lego Store (originally $80) and $64 at Amazon.