The question gnaws at the soul like a Dostoevskian dilemma: Can such a thing ever be? According to the so-called “analysts” of ActuFinance-those high priests of the market-PI Network must first ascend the Mount Sinai of financial requirements. Behold, the commandments they have etched in stone:
What could be more thrilling than being paid just for looking at ads? The Brave browser, darling of the tech world, offers this delightful possibility through the BAT token. Oh, the charade! Users earn BAT by viewing those oh-so-modest Brave Ads and can graciously bestow these tokens upon content creators or trot them off to acquire a variety of currencies 🪙.
Lawmakers say the measure could finally settle the long-running dispute over whether tokens should be treated as commodities or securities, a decision that would determine which regulator takes charge. Because nothing says “clarity” like a 100-page document filled with legalese and existential dread. 🧠💥
This latest ETH-buying spree went through BitGo, an institutional custodian (which sounds very serious, right?), and was done at an average price of $3,033 per coin, as per blockchain analytics platforms. Oh, and did we mention Ethereum was recently recovering from a bit of a rough patch, flirting with a low of $2,680? Talk about timing! ⏱️
A new framework leverages the power of artificial intelligence to create challenging and realistic driving scenarios, helping to validate the safety of self-driving systems.
There once was a Layer-2 project named MegaETH, bold in its claim to outpace Ethereum like a caffeinated hare. With promises of 100,000 transactions per second and fees cheaper than a clown’s after-dinner mint, it courted punters with the same charm of a used-car salesman in a crypto cowboy hat. But lo! A misbehaving multisig and a bridge that danced to its own tune mucked everything up, owing folks $400 million. 💸
Robert Downey Jr. dropped a hint about a potential Avengers team-up with Doctor Doom on Instagram, showing off images of Iron Man and the villain.
Marcello Hernández from Saturday Night Live and Skyler Gisondo, known for playing Superman, are joining the cast to voice the playful ogre brothers, Fergus and Farkle. They’ll be working alongside the original stars – Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, and Cameron Diaz – who are returning as Shrek, Donkey, and Fiona. New to the series, Zendaya will play Felicia, Shrek and Fiona’s daughter (according to Deadline).
This review explores how machine learning can transform the management of large-scale infrastructure reconstruction programs, improving efficiency and adaptability.
Meanwhile, frustration bubbles like a pot left too long on the stove. The Pioneers-those brave souls who signed up with stars in their eyes-are digging up old memories of what Pi was supposed to be before the price drama took center stage. It’s like finding an old blueprint for a spaceship that never left the ground.
