Crypto.com’s Grand Bank Heist: Federal Charter or Fancy Paperweight? 🎩💰
Ah, the institutional demand for regulated crypto solutions-a siren song that has lured Crypto.com onto the rocks of the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency (OCC). On the fateful day of October 24th, the exchange announced its grand application, a parchment dripping with promises of “long-term commitment” and “customer protection.” How quaint. 🧾💼


