FTX Creditors: 9% Recovery? 😱 Crypto’s Wild Ride Continues! 🚀

In a Sunday post on X (because nothing says “financial ruin” like a weekend tweet), Sunil spilled the tea ☕, estimating the recovery rate could be anywhere between 9% and 46%. But let’s be real, with Bitcoin (BTC), Ether (ETH), and Solana (SOL) prices doing the cha-cha since 2022, the actual value could be lower than a limbo stick at a crypto party. 🕺

Years after Cyberpunk 2077’s release, players have picked the best lifepath, and It’s Hard to argue

In Cyberpunk 2077, you can choose from three beginnings, called lifepaths: Nomad, Street Kid, and Corpo. Each one offers a different experience. If you pick Nomad, you’ll feel like an outsider and build strong connections with characters like Panam and other Nomads. The Street Kid path lets you navigate Night City’s criminal world with ease, giving you special dialogue options when talking to fixers and other shady figures. The Corpo path tells the story of someone who went from the top of the corporate ladder to rock bottom. Each lifepath has its own strengths, so the question is: which one suits you best?

Crypto Exodus: Are Whales Playing Games?

Sentora, in its infinite wisdom, informs us that over two billion dollars worth of Bitcoin have decamped from centralized exchanges this past week. Two billion! It’s enough to make a frugal bureaucrat blush. And to think, mere days ago, the very same crypto world was lamenting a rather undignified tumble. A crash, you say? Such drama! 🎭 It’s all so… predictably unpredictable.

CZ’s Outrage: Nigeria’s Detention of Ex-Binance Employee!

Binance’s founder, Changpeng Zhao, known as CZ, penned a tweet that echoed through the digital plains, “Nigeria also basically kidnapped Tigran Gambaryan, an ex-Binance employee and an ex-US federal agent, for 8 months without cause a year ago,” a statement that rippled through the internet like a stone cast into a still pond. 🤔

Lego Marvel Collector’s Edition Series Debuts With Iconic Iron Man Armor

Spider-Man fans can now preorder the Lego Spider-Man vs. Mysterio: The Daily Bugle set, which has 781 pieces and costs $100, directly from the Lego Store. While that set is available now, four other new Marvel Lego sets – including two larger “Epic Battle” sets with Hulkbuster vs. The Hulk and Spider-Man vs. Sandman – haven’t opened for preorders yet. The remaining two sets are smaller and feature Spider-Man facing off against Venomized Wolverine and Ghost Rider with his motorcycle – a particularly neat addition!

The Ripple of Doubt: $3’s Elusive Path 🚀

A chart that looks suspiciously like a sleeping alien's phrenology chart.

So, in the land of the USDT pair, Ripple was meandering around $2.50, stubbornly refusing to climb above the holy high-grossing averages-100-day and 200-day, if you must know. After a thrilling journey into the cool embrace of a demand zone, our hero flung itself back with a decent bounce. However, its attempts to scale the lofty $2.60 peak have been as futile as trying to tow a barnacle-encrusted whale with a rubber band.