Dominating this chimerical portfolio is Anthropic, a leviathan valued at $82.3 billion, its girth comprising over 70% of the total-a behemoth so vast it makes one wonder if it feeds on the dreams of lesser startups. Trailing in its wake is SpaceX, a mere $15 billion, though one suspects Elon Musk would find this consolation prize insufficiently grandiose. The remainder of this financial menagerie includes Solana, a modest $5.1 billion, Robinhood at $4.9 billion (a sum that might buy it a shred of dignity), Genesis Digital Assets with $3.5 billion, and Cursor, bringing up the rear at $3 billion-a figure that, in this context, seems almost quaint.