So, the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) finally spoke up and said, “Hey, we’re not touching those interest rates.” And what does Bitcoin do? Absolutely nothing. Nada. Zip. It’s like it didn’t even hear the news. 🙄
Oh, and the CME’s FedWatch tool was like, “Yeah, we knew that was gonna happen.” Bitcoin took a tiny dip to $101,500, probably just to mess with everyone, and then popped right back up to $105,000. Because Bitcoin loves a good practical joke. 😂
Meanwhile, stocks were doing their usual dramatic thing, but Bitcoin was all, “I’ve got this.” It’s like the cool kid in school who doesn’t care about the popular crowd. Santiment’s analysis is like, “Yeah, Bitcoin’s just hanging in there.” 🤷♂️
Bitcoin’s Like, “Stocks? What Stocks?”
Santiment’s all, “Crypto’s chill. It’s not even phased by this stuff anymore.” Interest rates used to be like the ultimate mood swinger for investors, but now? Crypto’s like, “Meh, I’ve seen better.”
Remember when lower rates meant party time and rate hikes meant everyone’s sad? Well, Bitcoin’s like, “I don’t play by your rules.” It’s like the old saying, “Crypto gonna crypto.” 🚀
So, are cryptocurrencies finally breaking up with stocks? It’s like they’re saying, “It’s not me, it’s you.” And maybe, just maybe, they’re ready to stand on their own two feet. Or, you know, their own blockchain nodes. 🌐
“But hey, today’s a good sign that crypto’s not just some tech stock’s side chick, like all the haters say.”
“Crypto’s Presidential Test Run”
Now, let’s talk about the elephant in the room: Trump. Yeah, he’s the new prez, and he’s all about that Bitcoin life. Markets were like, “Wheee!” and Bitcoin was like, “Finally, someone who gets me.”
Trump’s all about making America great again with blockchain and a national Bitcoin reserve. Santiment’s like, “Bitcoin’s been on a roll since Trump won.” But now, the honeymoon phase is over, and traders are like, “Okay, but what’s he actually gonna do?”
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