Well, dear readers, gather ’round your digital hearths, for this past week in the whimsical world of cryptocurrency has been nothing short of a gala affair, reminiscent of a particularly boisterous soirée at Brieneck Hall!
It all began with the very momentous inauguration of Donald Trump to his second term—yes, that’s right; hold on to your bowler hats. Following this astonishing display of democratic pomp, our esteemed White House swiftly declared an executive order on digital assets, promising that crypto would be treated with all the warmth and affection of a freshly baked scone! 🍰
The bringers of news, Nik De and Jesse Hamilton, galloped about with their quills at the ready, as it was revealed that the administration seeks to create a rather intriguing “digital asset stockpile.” One wonders if this will include a Bitcoin Strategic Reserve or merely a collection of trendy coasters depicting various altcoins. 😏
Meanwhile, the SEC, sports coach of the finance arena, decided to withdraw a rather contentious crypto accounting rule. Tasked with stirring the crypto cauldron was Hester “Crypto Mom” Peirce, who has rightly earned the moniker of crypto’s maternal figure. How delightful! And let us not forget the crypto-benevolent Commissioner Mark Uyeda, who has been named acting chair. A splendid move, wouldn’t you say?
In the grand opulence of Congress, Senator Cynthia Lummis has been bestowed the prestigious title of chairperson of the Senate Banking Committee’s new digital assets panel—a fitting honor indeed for crypto’s most steadfast advocate! A round of polite applause, if you please! 👏
But wait, there was more! A ruckus ensued following the dubious memecoins launched by the Trump clan just before the big day. CoinDesk’s own Shaurya Malwa reported that a cadre of 60 Solana Whales swam off into the sunset with at least $10 million each. Why, their paper wealth was almost enough to fund an expedition to the moon! 🌒
As absurdity reigned, the success of these memecoins sparked a cascade of filings for memecoin ETFs. And in a rather comedic twist, Helene Braun uncovered how CME accidentally spilled the beans regarding XRP and SOL futures ETFs—my, what a mixing of the pot that was! Those tokens took a dive, much to the dismay of crypto enthusiasts everywhere.
To add to the circus, Ross Ulbricht—who, let’s not forget, started Silk Road about a decade ago and educated the masses in the art of Bitcoin—was released from prison. Oh, what a promise of freedom from the Trump team that was! Sam Reynolds had the scoop, of course.
And if you thought that was the end, think again! The week was filled to the brim with news so astonishing it could make even a seasoned journalist’s quill tremble in excitement. Ethereum enthusiasts engaged in passionate discussions about the future of their beloved crypto, contemplating the very fabric of the Ethereum Foundation. Parikshit Mishra and Sam Kessler were on top of that thrilling tale!
So, dear comrades in media consumption, do keep your eyes peeled for more exhilarating escapades in the week ahead. It promises to be a doozy! 🎉
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2025-01-24 22:10