Donald Trump and Joe Biden Bond Over Hating Being President on ‘SNL’ as Alec Baldwin Debuts as RFK Jr.: ‘I Got a Dead Dolphin in My Car’

As a seasoned movie buff who has witnessed the evolution of Saturday Night Live since its inception, I must say that this week’s cold open was a nostalgic trip down memory lane. The chemistry between Dana Carvey and James Austin Johnson as Joe Biden and Donald Trump, respectively, was reminiscent of the iconic Al Gore and George W. Bush skits from the early 2000s.


This week on “Saturday Night Live,” the focus remains on the election results as the cold open showcased Dana Carvey playing Joe Biden and James Austin Johnson portraying Donald Trump in a sketch inspired by their recent White House encounter. In a cozy setting by a roaring fireplace surrounded by fresh roses, they discussed Trump’s unusual cabinet nominations such as Matt Gaetz for attorney general and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to lead the health and human services department.

Greetings everyone, I appreciate each of you joining us today for this crucial gathering,” remarked Carvey in the role of Biden. “Let me emphasize, I’m being sincere here! Regardless of our differences, we are committed to having a discussion that is both courteous and respectful.

Indeed,” said Johnson, mimicking Trump, “observe how I am presenting myself today. Instead of the usual boisterous and chaotic behavior, I’m adopting a calm and tranquil demeanor. In truth, this composure might be even more unsettling.

Carvey chose to stay seated, offering a cheerful grin, all the while overlooking the towering blaze that stood just beyond him,” said Carvey, making a nod to a well-known internet joke by remarking, “I find this situation amusing.

According to Biden’s statement, the duo planned to request the media to step out so they could discuss specifics regarding the transfer of power from President Trump to President Biden. “Just a couple of baby boomers chatting about nuclear matters,” quipped Carvey.

After the journalists were asked to leave the room, a White House representative remarked casually, “Thanks for coming, feel free to voice your queries as you exit.” One person called out, “What’s going to take place next?” while another jokingly suggested, “Perhaps I should consider relocating to Canada.

Johnson’s Trump conveyed his hesitation about returning to the Presidential role, stating that he “enjoys running but dislikes staying.” He subsequently voiced dissatisfaction regarding the condition of the White House, likening the carpets to those found in a movie theater. “Now I have to reside here for the next four years,” he lamented.

Reflecting on the enchanting years he experienced within the White House, Biden mused, “I united my party so effectively that they joined forces to oust me.

Trump stated, ‘I can’t return to Mar-a-Lago, Joe’, because Elon’s there, refusing to depart. It’s like a never-ending ‘What About Bob?’ scene over there. He keeps wandering around, showing me rocket videos and monkeys with computers in their brains. Johnson added, ‘He’s just too embarrassing.’

Referencing the numerous and astonishing choices for Trump’s cabinet this past week, Johnson remarked, “I am swiftly selecting the greatest cabinet ever. These are some of the most creative, independent-minded, adventurous, and ethically challenging individuals in the nation.

“Who are you thinking about?” asked Biden. 

Trump made a comparison by saying, ‘We have Elon and Matt Gaetz now, it’s like aliens versus predators,’ referring to his latest appointments. He also mentioned, ‘Melania will be working from home, effectively on divorce duties,'” (or more casually, “Trump compared Elon and Matt Gaetz to aliens vs. predators in his recent nominations. He also joked that Melania would be handling things from home, essentially taking care of the divorce.”)

Sarah Sherman impersonated Matt Gaetz, while Alec Baldwin portrayed Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who was warmly welcomed on stage. “I’m thrilled to lead the Department of Health and Human Services,” said Baldwin, representing RFK Jr., “Americans require guidance on how to live healthily, just as I, a 70-year-old man with the looks of a movie star and a parasite in my brain, can teach them.

“Bobby, I love ya. I can’t wait to see what you do with this country,” said Trump. 

“I care deeply about a woman’s right to choose — to choose to give her child polio,” said Baldwin, in a nod to RFK’s skepticism regarding vaccinations. “Alright, I’ve gotta go, I’ve got a dead dolphin in my car,” he said. “I think I might saw it in half and dump it in Central Park.” 

This week on “Saturday Night Live”, the role of both host and musical performer will be taken by Charli XCX.

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2024-11-17 08:46