Bill Burr Jokes That Women Running Against Trump Should Ditch the Pantsuit and ‘Whore It Up a Little’ in Fiery ‘SNL’ Monologue

As a longtime fan of Bill Burr‘s raw and unfiltered comedy, I must say his recent appearance as the host of “Saturday Night Live” was nothing short of hilarious. His ability to tackle the elephant in the room with wit and humor is truly commendable.

In a lively atmosphere during the post-election episode of “Saturday Night Live,” Bill Burr kicked off his monologue with a chuckle, saying, “It’s great to be here during such an exciting week. I don’t want to hear about politics. We’re going to keep things light tonight.

But it wasn’t long before he addressed the elephant in the room.

Hey there! As a fan, I’ve got to say, you’ve managed two victories against Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris, but remember, we gain more insights from our setbacks than our triumphs. So, let’s delve into the highlights of those matches, shall we?

Ladies, let’s mix up the outfits a bit, shall we? The current style isn’t quite hitting the mark, it seems. Let’s keep striving to express our respect for ourselves in different ways,” he playfully suggested, alluding to their choice of clothing.

“You don’t win the office on policy; you gotta whore it up a little! I’m not saying go full Hooters,” he said. “But find the happy medium between Applebee’s and your dad didn’t stick around. All right? You all know how to get a free drink.”

Burr chuckled and said, “There are many women who identify as feminists that might not appreciate this, but let’s give them a playful nudge. Let’s make a rural man believe he has a chance. Perhaps sway a state ever so slightly!

Burr appeared relieved that the election has ended. He exclaimed, “I’m so excited that this election is finally over! It seemed like it went on forever. Most people knew who they were going to vote for four years ago.” In reference to the stark contrast between Harris and Trump, Burr asked, “What will the orange populist have to say now?

I firmly believe that individual is far from rational,” I echoed, Burr’s words resonating with me. Referencing the attack at a rally for Trump, he stated unequivocally, “That’s not a normal human being.” His survival of the attempt, in my view, he attributed to Trump’s erratic mannerisms – those sudden, jolting movements that characterize him.

Burr additionally mentioned Trump’s well-known visit to McDonald’s, stating, “I’ve never seen him happier.” He likened this moment to “when the Grinch returned the toys and his heart grew three sizes larger.

Burr also mentioned that he had recently recovered from the flu. “When you have the flu or COVID, you often spend time in bed, pondering who passed it onto you… I know who infected me. I was seated beside a cowboy without shoes on an airplane. All I could think about is that the next pandemic might be brewing beneath his feet.

Burr chuckled slyly as he mused aloud, “I glanced at him and I couldn’t help but think, ‘Even God creates such people. And He continues to create them. One insensitive individual after another. Yet, we still gather in church on Sundays and extol His praises.’

Burr inquired, “When can I receive constructive feedback?” He also asked, “When will we find another Gandhi? I’m old-fashioned. I still follow the vaccination routine. It’s peculiar, though. If you choose to vaccinate, you seem to side with big pharmaceutical companies, and if you don’t, you associate with people who don’t adhere to airplane hygiene rules.

Previously, Burr had the honor of hosting “Saturday Night Live” in October 2020, with Jack White as the musical guest. The episodes following the elections in both 2016 and 2020 – which took place shortly after Donald Trump’s and Joe Biden’s respective elections – were hosted by Dave Chappelle.

Tonight’s musical guest is Mk.gee, who makes his “SNL” debut on the episode.

2024-11-10 08:17

Bill Burr Jokes That Women Running Against Trump Should Ditch the Pantsuit and ‘Whore It Up a Little’ in Fiery ‘SNL’ Monologue

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