11 Blockchains Vie for Wyoming’s “Golden Coin”—You Won’t Believe Who’s Leading!

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Ah, my dear audience, Wyoming, that noble frontier where horses neigh and lawmakers fancy themselves as pioneers of the digital realm, now prepares to launch its prodigious WYST stablecoin! Lo and behold, eleven valiant blockchain suitors stand lined up, each ready to woo the state’s graces and become the epicentre of bureaucratic innovation—crypto-style! 💰🎭

Who are these bold adventurers, you ask? The ensemble: Aptos (the eager unknown!), Arbitrum (the name as light as air!), Avalanche (quick as its namesake!), Base (the very foundation, or so it wishes!), Ethereum (the old sage!), Polygon (the many-sided overachiever!), Optimism (perhaps the State’s official emotion!), Sei (the upstart—scandalously enthusiastic!), Stellar (oh, the stars above!), Solana (seemingly dashing!), and Sui (pronounced “Sigh”—oh, the irony!).

Behold: Blockchains Court Wyoming’s Fickle Favour

Wyoming, thee old West now garbed in binary attire, whispers its regulatory sweet nothings as Senator Lummis stands proud—the Juliet to crypto’s Romeo, if ever such romance were possible in politics.

Just a quarter moon past, this mountainous realm revealed plans: Stablecoin WYST shall enter the grand ball by August. By July 17, our sovereign must wed one of these digital suitors!

Candidate Blockchains for launching WYST now include @Aptos, @arbitrum, @avax, @base, @ethereum, @Polygon, @Optimism, @SeiNetwork, @StellarOrg, @solana, and @SuiNetwork.

Director @wyoapollo announced an anticipated WYST issuance date of August 20, 2025 at @SALTConference.

— Wyoming Stable Token Commission (@wyostable) June 20, 2025

The official scroll, locked tighter than a miser’s coin purse, remains away from the rabble—but whispers circulate like rumors at court. Aptos and Solana, in heroic equality, scored 32 points (a number as curious as fortune’s smile!). Sei, that impudent prodigy, seized third with 30, surpassing venerables like Ethereum and Sui.

Only Sei, bold as a court jester, has trumpeted its fortune; Solana, last seen basking in adulation, remains silent as a sphinx. Meanwhile, Aptos, perhaps dizzy with glory, saw its token fall like a soufflé in a farce—though, as always in finance, explanation is out of fashion. 😏

When Wyoming finally selects its chosen one (with all the suspense of a late-night farce), the victorious chain shall animate WYST. Regardless of who seizes the garter, the mysterious LayerZero—an interoperability protocol as inscrutable as a masked ball—shall bind everything together.

WYST, to be backed by Uncle Sam’s own dollars, awaits the wisdom of regulators—sure to arrive promptly, as all regulators do (ahem).

Yet all is not mirth and revelry! Some in the crowd complain that the judging was as consistent as actors on closing night. Finality? Transaction costs? Smart contract support? Each chain was weighed, measured, and, by claims, found arbitrarily wanting! Alas, nothing stirs scandal like a government scoring rubric.

Yet who could deny the thrill? Wyoming, from land of cowboys, may soon become known as the state where the first governmental stablecoin rides into circulation—kicking up dust, disrupting all, and leaving detractors gnashing their teeth in its wake. 🤑 Yeehaw!

If WYST takes its first digital trot, audiences everywhere may soon exclaim: “Crypto acceptance by government? Fie, what next—NFTs for cattle?”

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2025-06-20 23:19