Comedy of Cryptocurrency Continues…
- MetaMask, in a fit of grandeur, to embrace Bitcoin by Q3 2025!
- Users to juggle tokens for gas, ETH takes a backseat.
- Smart transactions outwit MEV miscreants with a flourish!
Oh, the times they are a-changin’! MetaMask, that vaunted wallet of many a crypto-noble, doth expand its dominion. At the grand ETHDenver, it was proclaimed: Bitcoin and Solana shall be ours! No longer shall we be confined to the Ethereumian realm, for we shall hold our riches across the digital seas, all within our trusty MetaMask.
In the third quarter of this year, Bitcoin’s golden touch shall grace our platform. No need for third-party trickery; we shall store, send, and swap BTC with the greatest of ease. And lo, Solana’s integration cometh in May, and MetaMask shall be the first to bridge the non-EVM chasm. Decentralized applications and token swaps shall be but a dance between the chains, with nary a misstep in our user’s journey.
But wait, there’s more! With Ethereum’s Pectra update, programmable accounts arise, complete with multi-sig, two-factor trickery, and AI’s guiding hand. Batched transactions, you ask? Why, of course! ERC-5792 shall make our transactions a veritable feast of efficiency, with nary a gas fee in sight.
March heralds a new dawn: gas payments in any token you please, no ETH required. Take that, front-running fiends and MEV sandwich artists! Our swap upgrades have already laid waste to your dastardly deeds.
And what of the MetaMask Metal Card? Fear not, for it too shall be imbued with better rewards and features most wondrous. A multichain API in June shall make our decentralized applications sing in harmony across the networks. Our users, with assets scattered like seeds upon the wind, shall have a portfolio experience most divine.
New features? Why, we’ve an abundance! Multiple Secret Recovery Phrases and a home screen that unites all chains under one digital roof. The future? Smart contract-based accounts, where security reigns and gas fees fade into memory. Smarter transactions, too, to guard against blockchain’s foibles with a wink and a nod.
In the crystal ball of DeepSeek AI, three Bitcoin price fates await. From a humble $100,000 to a sky-high $150,000, or even higher in our wildest dreams. But volatility, that fickle friend, remains the master of our destinies.
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2025-03-01 16:48