Ah, the market. A fever dream spun from the whims of bulls, they say. Bulls! As if such beasts possess the foresight to navigate this labyrinth of CoinMarketCap’s design. 🐂 Perhaps it is merely the madness of crowds, a collective delusion we clutch to on this, the last day of the week. A comedy, wouldn’t you agree? 😂
BTC/USD
Bitcoin, that shimmering phantom, has deigned to rise by a paltry 1.80%. A triumph? Or merely a fleeting gasp before the inevitable plunge into the abyss? 📉 One must question, with what dark bargain did it achieve this slight ascension? The soul, perhaps? 🤔
The hourly machinations… a fleeting dance upon the precipice. A resistance broken, they claim, at $104,094. But is it truly broken, or merely bruised? The market, like a capricious lover, teases with promises it cannot keep. 💔
If these bullish… *creatures*… can maintain their grip, if the daily candle deigns to close far from that accursed mark, then, *perhaps*, growth may creep towards $106,000. But oh, the agonizing “ifs”! The uncertainty! A torment worthy of Tantalus himself. 😫
Upon the grander stage of time, the crypto beast tests the $104,985 level. A breakout, they say, could unleash a torrent of upward movement to the $107,000 zone. But remember, dear reader, hope is merely the first step on the road to despair. 😈
Midterm musings… what a grim prospect! We must fixate on the weekly bar closure near the $108,364 level. A breakout is the only salvation. Otherwise, anticipate a soul-crushing correction to the $100,000 mark. The horror… the horror! 😱
Bitcoin, in its infinite, enigmatic glory, trades at $104,830 as we speak. A number, a mere fleeting representation of the chaos that swirls beneath. A cosmic joke, perhaps? 😂
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