🚨 Trump’s Tariffs Make Shiba Inu Holders PRETTY, PRETTY, PRETTY Upset! 📉

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Let me tell you something about this Shiba Inu situation… It’s like a bad episode of my life! 🤦‍♂️ So, get this – the price is tanking faster than my marriage to Cheryl, and you know what’s to blame? Trump and his “Liberation Day” tariffs! I mean, come on! Who needs liberation when we’re all getting financially massacred here?

You know what really gets me? This Shibarium thing hit a billion transactions – A BILLION! That’s more transactions than I have complaints in a day! And yet, the price is still dropping like my popularity at NBC after I accidentally tripped Mel Brooks at that dinner party. 😤

And these funding rates? NEGATIVE! It’s like my dating life – everything’s going down! These short-sellers are having a festival while the rest of us are sitting here like schmucks watching our investments disappear. I bet Larry Fine made better investment decisions than this! 🙄

Can we talk about these 4.4 million daily transactions? That’s more action than my neighbor’s dog gets, and believe me, that dog gets around! But is it helping? No! It’s about as useful as bringing a pizza to a Weight Watchers meeting! 😫

And now they’re saying it might drop to $0.000009? That’s more zeros than my bank account after my second divorce! The technical indicators are so bearish, they make my Uncle Leo look optimistic!

I mean, respect the wood, people! But nobody’s respecting the charts here! It’s like watching a social assassin at work, except this time, I’m not the one doing the assassinating – the market is! And let me tell you, it’s doing a pretty good job! 🎭

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2025-04-07 19:21