Oh joy, oh rapture! Binance‘s ‘Vote to List’ memecoins have hit the big time, and by ‘big time’, I mean they’re all over the shop 🚀! Traders, bless their enthusiastic hearts, chose these tiny tots, and now they’re experiencing the crypto equivalent of a hormonal teenager’s mood swings 🤣.
For those who missed the memo, Binance launched this “Vote to List” malarkey, because, why not? 🤷♀️ It’s like a crypto popularity contest, but with more volatility and potentially fewer tears (unless you’re a investor, then buckle up 🚨)!
“We invite users to participate… yadda yadda… Binance Square Official… zzz…” Yeah, yeah, got it. You want us to vote, and we get to pick from the BNB Smart Chain-based tokens. How thrilling 🎉!
“First batch of Vote to List is exclusively for… “ Oh, you know the drill by now. Binance announced the winners, and they are… (dramatic pause) Mubarak (MUBARAK), CZ’S Dog (because who doesn’t want a broccoli-named coin? 🥦), Tutorial (TUT – hopefully, it tutors you on not losing your shirt), and Bananas for Scale (BANANAS31, because, why not? 🍌)!
So, how are our new favorite memecoins doing? Well, it’s a mixed bag, really:
- MUBARAK: $0.084, down 40% – Ouch, that’s like a bad hair day, but worse 😩
- CZ’s Dog (BROCOLLI714): $0.055, up 8% – Yay, a winner! (For now, at least 🤞)
- Banana for Scale (BANANAS31): $0.005, down 18% – Poor banana, slipping away 🍌😔
- TUTORIAL (TUT): $0.042, up a whopping 157% – Whoa, someone’s having a very good day (or a very bad one, depending on when you bought in 🤯)!
And, as if we needed reminding, memecoins are about as predictable as a Bridget Jones’s love life 📚. The SEC’s Commissioner Hester Peirce warned us: “Abandon all hope (and investor protections), ye who enter here” 🚨. Just kidding, but kinda not 🤷♀️.
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2025-03-29 19:22