🚀 Doge Goes Wall Street: Meme Coin ETF Filing Sends Crypto World Into Hysteria! 🐕

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Ah, dear readers! What peculiar times we live in, when a mere jesting coin, born from internet tomfoolery, seeks to parade itself through the hallowed halls of Wall Street! 😂 The most amusing company, 21Shares (what a curious number indeed!), has submitted their papers to those stern-faced bureaucrats at the SEC, hoping to transform our beloved DOGE into something as respectable as a gentleman’s top hat! 🎩

Would you believe it, my friends? They’ve concocted some fancy mathematical wizardry called the “CF Dogecoin-Dollar Settlement Price” – as if putting a monocle on a circus clown makes it fit for the opera! 🧐 But oh, what convenience for those timid souls who wish to dabble in meme economy without getting their precious hands dirty!

21Shares Joins Grayscale and Bitwise

Like three jesters competing for the king’s attention, now we have 21Shares joining the grand circus alongside Grayscale and Bitwise! The poor DOGE had just taken quite a tumble to $0.14, like a nobleman slipping on a banana peel! 🍌

And what timing! On the very same day, these clever foxes launched something called a “Dogecoin ETP” in Switzerland – as if the Swiss weren’t content with their chocolates and watches! 🇨🇭 The House of Doge (oh, how Pushkin would have loved this!) has given their royal blessing to this endeavor.

Crypto Market Rallies After Trump’s Unexpected Pause

Like a plot from a fantastic tale, our dear friend Trump has decided to pause his tariffs for 90 days – quite the merciful tsar, isn’t he? 👑 The crypto market, that mad circus of numbers and dreams, jumped higher than a Russian troika! Bitcoin, that pompous king of coins, swelled up by 7.7% to $82,967, while its court jesters – Ethereum, Dogecoin, and XRP – leaped even higher! 📈

Paul Atkins Now Confirmed

And now, dear readers, the final act of our comedy: Paul Atkins, that mysterious figure, has been crowned as SEC Chair with a vote of 52-44 (though between you and me, I suspect some souls might have voted twice! 🤫). The crypto world awaits his reign like peasants anticipating a new governor – with equal parts hope and vodka! 🥃

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2025-04-10 06:22