Oy vey! 😱 Can you believe this meshuggeneh situation? In what feels like a scene straight out of “The Producers,” our EU friends gathered in Luxembourg (such a tiny place, couldn’t they find somewhere bigger?) to figure out how to handle The Donald’s latest shenanigans! 🎭
Ladies and gentlemen, Trump has gone full “Blazing Saddles” on us! He’s slapped a whopping 25% tariff on steel and aluminum – because apparently, he thinks European metal is too sexy for America! 🤪 And don’t get me started on that 20% on everything else. What’s next, a tax on schnitzels?
Get this – the French Trade Minister, Laurent “Le Smooth Talker” Saint-Martin, is trying to play nice. “France prefers cooperation to confrontation,” he says. Translation: “Please don’t hurt our baguettes!” 🥖
But wait, it gets better! The EU’s brilliant countermeasure plan includes targeting… wait for it… DENTAL FLOSS! 😂 That’ll show ’em! They’re also eyeing Harley-Davidsons, because nothing says “economic warfare” like targeting motorcycles that go “vroom-vroom.” And diamonds? What are they trying to do, upset the engagement ring industry? 💍
And 🥃 Imagine telling Europeans they can’t have their wine – that’s like telling me I can’t tell jokes about Hitler! The whole thing is turning into such a farce, we might as well add a musical number! 🎵
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