In a world where the cryptocurrency market flounders like a fish on a dock, ZCash (ZEC) ascends with the grace of a peacock at a hen party. While others stumble, ZEC struts into the top-20 like it owns the place. One might say the privacy-focused coin has mistaken itself for a Bond villain’s lair-luxurious, mysterious, and suspiciously overpriced.
The Puell Multiple, that arcane metric beloved by on-chain oracles, has hit an all-time high. According to Joao Wedson of Alphractal, this suggests ZEC miners are thriving like gourmands at a buffet. A rising Puell Multiple, he claims, is not merely a number but a declaration of profitability. One wonders if the miners now fund their retirement plans with Bitcoin-shaped gold bars. 🏦
The Hash Rate, meanwhile, soars with the enthusiasm of a toddler on a sugar rush. More computational power! More electricity! More existential dread for the planet. Yet, Wedson insists this is a sign of “strong network fundamentals,” a phrase that sounds impressive until one realizes it means “miners are working harder than your gym membership.” đź’Ľ
As of now, ZEC trades at $714, having leapt 30% in 24 hours. A 1,500% annual gain? Why yes, thank you. But let us not forget: markets are fickle creatures. Wedson’s $1,650 target is the crypto equivalent of claiming your local café is the next Starbucks. Ambitious, perhaps. Delusional, definitely. 🚀

In conclusion, ZCash’s euphoria is either a masterstroke of innovation or a collective hallucination induced by too much caffeine and too little sleep. The discerning investor might pause to ask: is this the dawn of a new era… or the prelude to a very expensive lesson in humility? 🤷‍♂️
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2025-11-09 01:18