Ah! The inexplicable, feverish dance of modernity! Behold Stelios Haji-Ioannou, that relentless accumulator of billions, that captain of the airborne proletariat, now offers us, not a plane, not a seat, but a ticket straight into the delirium of crypto-EasyBitcoin. What a name! Simplicity, as if Dostoevsky himself had strolled through Gatwick, muttering about Rubles and existential dread.
Naturally, Stelios proclaims the arrival of EasyBitcoin at the very moment when, to his great amusement, President Trump (yes, that man, with his hair as threatened as the future of the Ruble!) has claimed power anew. And so, Bitcoin, that shimmering phantom, is now, in Stelios’s own words, “completely mainstream.” The masses rejoice, perhaps, or stare blankly at their digital wallets, wondering whether to buy, to sell, or to eat dinner.
Our hero seeks, with almost comical optimism, to sprinkle EasyJet’s budget sensibility over the wild crypto marketplace. Bitcoin will become affordable, accessible, and perhaps… banal. Who needs a metaphysical crisis when one can have low transaction fees? Dostoevsky himself would have sighed and ordered a vodka.
To observe this expansion of Stelios’s portfolio is to witness the triumph of hope over experience, a crucifixion of reason on the blockchain. The age of the tortured Russian soul meets the age of the numbed crypto speculator-cheap, easy, and just a little bit ridiculous. Bravo, Stelios! 🛫🪙😂
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2025-09-08 13:18