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Oh, dear CoinDesk Community, how the world has changed! 🤯 It seems that the free lunches are finally coming to an end.
Today, some of you will be summoned to the altar of registration, where you’ll be asked to surrender your email address and a few other trifles in exchange for the privilege of continuing to read our ravings.
This is, of course, a pilot program, a mere trial by fire to test the mettle of our readers and ensure that we are delivering content that is as relevant as a cold compress to a fevered brow.
Registration, I assure you, is quicker than a Cossack’s horseback ride through a Ukrainian meadow, free as a bird, and we promise to keep your personal information safer than a miser’s gold.
This trial marks an important first step in understanding what users enjoy on the site, much like a wise old babka trying to discern the secrets of the universe from the whispers of the wind.
But fear not, dear readers! For this is merely the beginning of a grand adventure, one that will lead to the unveiling of advanced data tools, in-depth reports, protocol deep-dives, and investigative content that will make your head spin like a drunken sailor on a stormy night.
So, if you’re prompted to register, take a moment to join us, and together we’ll shape the future of CoinDesk, ensuring that we continue to provide the very best coverage of the digital assets industry as it enters an expansive new phase.
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