Ah, the XRP price-like a drunken Cossack at a village fair-staggers upward once more, propelled by the feverish dreams of Wall Street gamblers and their shiny new ETFs. 🎪
- XRP, that capricious imp, leaps 8.7% to $2.46, as if startled by its own reflection.
- Spot XRP ETFs sneak onto the DTCC like uninvited guests at a bureaucrat’s banquet. 🍽️
- Technicals whisper sweet nothings, pointing to $2.70-a resistance level as stubborn as a mule in a snowstorm. 🐴❄️
Lo and behold! XRP flexes its muscles, trading at $2.46-though still far from its July glory of $3.65, like a faded nobleman reminiscing about his lost estates. The token wobbles between $2.12 and $2.46, clinging to the upper range like a man clutching his last bottle of kvass.
Trading volume, that fickle mistress, surges 54.9% to $3.93 billion-enough to make even the most jaded broker spill his morning tea. Derivatives volume? Up 56% to $6.43 billion, while open interest creeps up 7% to $3.56 billion, as if the market itself is holding its breath for… something. 🤔
Spot XRP ETFs: A Comedy of Errors 🎭
Behold! The Depository Trust & Clearing Corporation-that great, lumbering beast of bureaucracy-has listed multiple spot XRP ETFs, like a weary innkeeper scribbling names in his ledger. The SEC, ever the reluctant gatekeeper, may yet grant passage, but for now, these funds linger in the purgatory of “active and pre-launch.” Among them:
- Franklin XRP Trust (XRPZ)-sounds like a sneeze.
- 21Shares XRP ETF (TOXR)-as if “toxin” wasn’t ominous enough.
- Bitwise XRP ETF (XRP)-how original.
- CoinShares XRP ETF (XRPL)-because acronyms are fun, apparently.
Insiders mutter about mid-November launches, with Nov. 13 floated as a possible date-though, knowing bureaucracy, it’ll likely arrive fashionably late, like a dandy at a ball. 💃
Technical Analysis: A Fortune Teller’s Playbook 🔮
Technically speaking (if such a thing exists in this carnival), XRP’s Bollinger Bands tighten like a miser’s purse strings. The RSI sits at 50-neither here nor there, like a peasant lost in Kiev. Resistance looms at $2.70, while support clings to $2.17, lest the price tumble like a drunk down a flight of stairs.
Should XRP breach $2.70, the path to $3.00-and perhaps even the fabled $3.65-opens like a highway before a reckless coachman. But lose $2.17? Then prepare for wailing and gnashing of teeth, dear reader. 😱
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2025-11-10 10:45