XRP to the Moon? Or Just Another Larry David Meltdown? 🚀💸

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$XRP is back above $2.90, and the bulls are acting like they just found a free buffet. 🥩🐂 Uptober’s here, and everyone’s eyeing $3.65 like it’s the last slice of pizza. 🍕 But let’s be real, if the bears show up, we’re dipping to $2.25 faster than I dip out of a bad first date. 🏃♂️💨

Market data? Futures interest is at $8.11B, and trading volume is jumping like it’s a Seinfeld rerun marathon. 📈 Why does this matter? Because Ripple’s price action is like the weather-everyone talks about it, but no one does anything about it. ☔

Meanwhile, tokens like Snorter Token ($SNORT), Best Wallet Token ($BEST), and Aster ($ASTER) are warming up in the bullpen, ready to be the next crypto to explode. Or implode. Who knows? 🤷♂️

$XRP Price Recovery: Because Nothing Says ‘Bullish’ Like a Choppy Week 😓

$XRP is back at $2.90, and trading volume is spiking to $5.64B. Big deal. Last week it dipped to $2.82, and investors were sweating more than me at a PTA meeting. 😰 Analyst Dark Defender says it’s in the ‘5th Wave,’ whatever that means. 🌊 Targets? $3.33 and $3.66. Double-digit prices? Sure, why not? Let’s throw that in too. 🎲

Dark Defender Analysis

CRYPTOWIZRD (yes, that’s a name) says if $XRP breaks $3.65, we’re headed to $4.50. 🎉 But let’s not forget the support levels at $2.70 and $2.64. If those break, it’s like my New Year’s resolutions-all talk, no action. 🗣️💨

Uptober isn’t just about $XRP. It’s about altcoins, risk appetite, and whether or not you’re ready to lose your life savings. 🤑 If $XRP holds, $SNORT, $BEST, and $ASTER might be the next big thing. Or the next big nothing. 🤷♂️

1. Snorter Token ($SNORT) – Because Who Doesn’t Love a Meme Coin with Utility? 🐽

Snorter Token ($SNORT) is like a meme coin that actually does something. 🤯 It’s turning Telegram into a trading suite, because who needs a real platform when you’ve got a chat app? 💬 Through Snorter Bot, you can swap, snipe, and even set stop-losses. It’s like a Swiss Army knife, but for crypto. 🇨🇭

The real kicker? Sub-second swaps on Solana and trading fees at 0.85%. Rivals charge 1.5%, but who’s counting? 🧮 Oh, and it catches rugpulls with an 85% success rate. Because nothing says ‘trust’ like a bot that saves you from scams. 🤖

Snorter Token

Presale’s raised $4.23M, tokens are $0.1067, and staking yields are 113% APY. By 2026, $SNORT could hit $1.92. Or not. It’s crypto, after all. 🎢 Only 18 days left in the presale, so hurry up and FOMO in. ⏳

Telegram trading bots are the next big thing, apparently. Projected to hit $200 billion by 2035. Or maybe they’ll just disappear. Who knows? 🤷♂️

2. Best Wallet Token ($BEST) – Because MetaMask Was So Last Year 🗑️

Best Wallet is here to replace MetaMask, because apparently it’s too clunky. 🛠️ It’s not just a wallet-it’s a Web3 hub with security, presale access, and a tool to avoid scam sites. Because who doesn’t love a good presale? 🎟️

Hold $BEST, and you get reduced fees, governance rights, and higher staking rewards. Oh, and priority access to presales. Because nothing says ‘early adopter’ like being first in line to lose money. 🚀

Best Wallet Features

Presale’s raised $16.2M, tokens are $0.025725, and staking yields are 82%. By 2030, it could hit $0.82. Or maybe it’ll just be another forgotten token. 🤷♂️ Best Card, their crypto debit card, offers cashback and seamless spending. Because who doesn’t love spending crypto on a latte? ☕

3. Aster ($ASTER) – The DEX That’s Backed by CZ (Yeah, That CZ) 🌟

Aster ($ASTER) is the DEX that’s processing $70.6B in 24h perp volume. Yeah, you read that right. 📊 It’s got hidden orders, grid trading, and even stock perpetuals. Because why not? 🏦

Capital efficiency? Check. Liquid staking tokens as collateral? Check. Simple Mode for MEV-free trades? Check. Pro Mode for the crypto wizards? Double check. 🧙♂️ Despite a pullback to $1.78, the chart’s showing a falling wedge. Bullish reversal? Maybe. Or maybe it’s just a wedge. 🧀

Aster DEX

Backed by YZi Labs and endorsed by CZ. If Uptober brings liquidity, Aster’s ready to soak it up like a sponge. 🧽

$XRP’s rebound is setting the tone for Uptober. If it holds, $SNORT, $BEST, and $ASTER could be the next big thing. Or the next big nothing. 🤷♂️ Either way, it’s a wild ride. Buckle up. 🎢

This article is for informational purposes only and not financial advice. Always do your own research before investing in cryptocurrencies. Or don’t. I’m not your dad. 👨‍👦

Authored by Aidan Weeks, Bitcoinist – https://bitcoinist.com/next-crypto-to-explode-as-xrp-key-levels-to-watch

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2025-10-02 19:17