In the theater of the absurd that is the cryptocurrency market, a certain Egrag Crypto has emerged, wielding charts like a soothsayer with a crystal ball. With the gravity of a man predicting the weather in a Russian winter, he declares that XRP, that enigmatic altcoin, has a 57% chance of ascending to the lofty heights of $9. 🌟 A descending broadening wedge, he claims, holds the key-a 57% chance of breaking upward, and a mere 43% of crumbling like a poorly baked pirozhok. Sell at $9, he advises, with the air of a doctor prescribing leeches for a headache.
Egrag, ever the optimist, clings to the past like a lover to a faded photograph. In 2021, XRP soared 1,700%, he reminds us, while this cycle has only mustered a paltry 1,160%. “Unacceptable!” he exclaims, as if the market were a misbehaving servant. ETFs, institutional inflows-these are his crutches, propping up his belief that XRP must outshine its former self. $5.20, he predicts, with a shrug, though his heart yearns for $9. A small sale at $5, perhaps, to test the waters, but his eyes gleam with greed for greater gains. 🤑
“I shall not sell,” he declares, with the stubbornness of a mule in a snowstorm, despite XRP’s recent plunge. “Even if the bears come, I shall ride them like a Cossack on a wild horse!” His targets? $9, at the very least. $20, on average. And a dreamy $27, if the stars align. But what if this is the peak? “We’d be rugged again,” he laments, like a man who’s lost his coat in a blizzard. Solana’s 3,600% rise, Bitcoin’s 840%-why not XRP? he asks, his voice tinged with both hope and despair.
As of this writing, XRP lingers at $2.40, down 3% in the last 24 hours. The market, it seems, is as indifferent as a Chekhovian protagonist, shrugging off predictions with quiet disdain. 📉
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2025-10-16 19:50