XRP: Seriously, It’s Going Down 📉

Okay, so XRP. This whole thing… it’s just… a mess. It’s below $2.50 already? I mean, seriously? I was just thinking about buying some. Now look what you’ve done. It’s just…going. Down. Like my hopes and dreams.

• It went down. Below $2.350. Groundbreaking. 🙄
• It’s now under $2.420. And some “Simple Moving Average.” What even IS a simple moving average? Sounds… vague.
• They have a “bearish trend line.” A line. That’s stopping it? I get stopped by lines at the supermarket, this is ridiculous. Resistance at $2.550, supposedly.
• If it stays above $2.30, MAYBE, and I stress MAYBE, it won’t completely crater. But don’t hold your breath.

It’s Just Going Lower, Isn’t It?

It stayed “bearish.” What does that even mean? Like, grumpy? It’s a cryptocurrency, not a person! And it dipped below $2.50… then $2.420. It’s like a bad sitcom – predictable, annoying, and you can’t look away. They’re comparing it to Bitcoin and Ethereum… like those guys have it figured out. Please.

Then it went to $2.250, then bounced back a little. A little! Don’t get excited. There’s Fib retracement levels and swing highs and lows. It’s all just…numbers. Meaningless numbers! They’re trying to make it sound important.

Now it’s below $2.40. And the “100-hourly Simple Moving Average.” Seriously, what is that?! If it goes up, it might hit $2.40. MAYBE. Big if. And then $2.550. It’s like they’re just throwing out numbers hoping something sticks.

If it breaks $2.550 (a monumental task, let’s be real), it might get to $2.60. And then $2.650. They’re dreaming. The next “hurdle” is $2.720. A HURDLE?! It can barely walk!

Oh, It’s Going Down Again. Of Course.

If it can’t get over $2.50, brace yourselves. More decline is coming. Support at $2.320 then $2.30. If it goes below $2.30, we’re talking $2.250. Then $2.220. And then who knows? Maybe it’ll just disappear. That wouldn’t surprise me.

Technical Indicators… oh, please. The MACD is “losing pace.” It’s probably just tired. The RSI is below 50. Another arbitrary number! The supports are $2.320 and $2.250. The resistances are $2.50 and $2.550. It’s all so… predictable. 😩

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2025-11-04 07:18