BlackRock, the universe’s most powerful entity, has shifted a mountain of BTC to Coinbase, triggering a collective panic among investors who now fear the price might plummet faster than a black hole’s event horizon. 🚀
Bitcoin Price At Risk as BlackRock Transfers BTC
Arkham data reveals BlackRock deposited 2,201 BTC ($192.13 million) into Coinbase, which is roughly the same amount of caffeine it takes to wake up a sloth. The Bitcoin price, currently stuck in a time loop below $90,000, is now questioning its life choices. 🤔
These Bitcoin ETFs are on a seven-day outflow streak, which is like a cosmic dance of selling. BlackRock, ever the opportunist, deposited 6,174.39 BTC last week-probably to redeem shares of its BTC fund, which is about as reliable as a toaster in a hurricane. 🌪️
Martini, the crypto prophet, claims BlackRock wasn’t the only one putting significant selling pressure on the flagship crypto. He alleges that Binance, Wintermute, Coinbase, and Fidelity also sold $3.5 billion yesterday. It’s like a financial version of a zombie apocalypse. 🧟♂️
Bull Theory, the self-proclaimed crypto guru, says there was a weekend manipulation so intense, it could’ve powered a small country. Bitcoin pumped $3,000, broke $90,000, and then dumped $2,700, erasing all gains. It’s the financial equivalent of a rollercoaster with a “no safety harness” sign. 🎢
BTC Could Bottom Out Soon Against Other Major Assets
Crypto analyst Kevin Capital claims Bitcoin is about to “put in a bottom” against the equity markets and gold. Because nothing says “stability” like a rock that’s 4.5 billion years old. 🌍
Gold is up 66% year-to-date while the S&P 500 is up 17%. Meanwhile, Bitcoin is playing the role of the awkward cousin who shows up late and brings a bad joke. Ted Pillows predicts a rally, but only if long-term holders stop selling. Which, honestly, is a miracle waiting to happen. 🙌
At the time of writing, Bitcoin is trading at around $87,300, down over 3% in the last 24 hours. Because nothing says “confidence” like a 3% drop. 💸
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2025-12-30 14:22