Bitcoin and Ethereum are stuck like glue to their “max pain” levels as over $2.2 billion worth of crypto options prepare to expire on Deribit. It’s like watching two teenagers awkwardly cling to each other at prom, unsure whether to dance or flee. 🕺💃
Meanwhile, traders are bracing for a double whammy of macro events later today. Think of it as a financial thunderstorm where everyone forgot their umbrellas. ⛈️
Over $2.2 Billion Bitcoin and Ethereum Options Expire at 8:00 UTC
At the time of writing, Bitcoin was trading near $90,985, almost exactly aligned with its $90,000 max pain level. Ethereum, meanwhile, was hovering around $3,113, just above its $3,100 max pain. Together, they’re like two siblings arguing over the last slice of pizza, but genetically predisposed to settle diplomatically. 🍕
Bitcoin’s options market is a model of equilibrium (or maybe just indecision). The call open interest stands at 10,105 contracts, compared with 10,633 puts, resulting in a put-to-call ratio of 1.05. It’s like a seesaw where both sides insist on sitting perfectly still for fear of offending the other. 🎠
This symmetry reinforces dealer hedging behavior, effectively pinning the spot price and suppressing volatility into expiry. It’s like being stuck in traffic with the cruise control on-no one’s moving, but everyone’s pretending it’s fine. 🚗
Ethereum, however, is the wild child of the family. ETH options show 67,872 calls versus 59,297 puts, with a put-to-call ratio of 0.87, pointing to heavier upside exposure. It’s like that one friend who always bets on the underdog just to make things interesting. 🐕
“ETH call positioning is concentrated above $3,000. If spot holds above max pain, post expiry positioning may leave dealers more reactive to upside continuation,” Deribit analysts noted. Translation: Everyone’s holding their breath and praying Ethereum doesn’t pull a prank. 🙏
Analyst Kyle Doops echoes this outlook, noting that Ethereum holding above max pain could leave dealers chasing spot after expiry. “Volatility likely compresses into expiry. Direction usually shows up after,” he added. It’s like waiting for a toddler to decide which toy they want-just sit back and prepare for chaos. 🧸
This volatility compression is already visible across crypto markets as traders scale back directional bets and wait for options settlement to pass. But hey, the options expiry is just the appetizer. The main course is a steaming plate of macro drama. 🍝
NFP, Dollar Strength, and Trump Tariffs Stack the Macro Deck Against Crypto
Macro pressure is building ahead of the US December employment report, due at 8:30 a.m. ET, which remains the dominant near-term catalyst. The US dollar has strengthened in anticipation, with the DXY index up around 0.5% over the past week. This has weighed on non-yielding assets such as gold and Bitcoin. It’s like the dollar is flexing its muscles while crypto quietly slips into a corner to check its phone. 💪📱
That dynamic helps explain why both assets have dipped despite no major crypto-specific negative developments. Sometimes, it’s not you-it’s the global economy dragging you down. 🌍
Economists surveyed by MarketWatch expect 73,000 nonfarm payroll jobs, compared with the previously reported 64,000. Meanwhile, the unemployment rate is forecast at 4.5%, slightly lower than the prior 4.6%. It’s like the economy is playing a game of limbo-how low can it go? 🤸♂️
Nonfarm payrolls likely rose by 73,000 last month while the unemployment rate edged lower to 4.5%, according to the Dow Jones consensus for a report to be released Friday at 8:30 a.m. ET.
– The Inner Circle Trading Group DP David Prince (@epictrades1) January 9, 2026
The headline jobs number may matter less than the underlying details, particularly Average Hourly Earnings. Sticky wage growth would complicate the Federal Reserve’s inflation outlook, push yields higher, and pressure Bitcoin. It’s like trying to solve a Rubik’s Cube while riding a rollercoaster-stressful and nauseating. 🎢
Conversely, softer job gains alongside moderating wages could reinforce expectations for policy easing and open the door to a late-week risk-on move. In other words, hope springs eternal, until it doesn’t. 🌱
Adding another layer of uncertainty, the US Supreme Court is expected to rule on the legality of tariffs imposed by the Trump administration under emergency presidential powers. The ruling is due today, Friday, January 9, 2026. It’s like watching a courtroom drama unfold, except everyone’s assets are on the line. ⚖️
Prediction markets currently lean toward a decision that limits tariff authority, a result that could introduce short-term trade and growth risks. It’s like throwing a wrench into the economy’s delicate machinery-expect sparks. 🔧
Crypto markets have shown sensitivity to tariff headlines before. Last year, Bitcoin slid to around $74,000 following tariff announcements, before rebounding as trade negotiations progressed. It’s like crypto has PTSD from political drama-understandable, really. 😬
With options pinning prices in the short term and major macro signals still unresolved, traders largely view current positioning as defensive rather than outright bearish. Directional clarity is more likely to emerge after expiry, once dealer hedging fades and the combined impact of labor data and the Supreme Court ruling takes hold. Until then, grab some popcorn and enjoy the show. 🍿
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2026-01-09 09:28