There he was, our erstwhile commander-in-chief, Donald Trump, standing before the United Nations like a man who’d just discovered the microphone was on. The crypto world held its breath-would he finally declare Bitcoin the official currency of Mar-a-Lago? Spoiler alert: he didn’t. But fear not, dear HODLers, for his speech was a masterpiece of unintentional crypto advocacy, sprinkled with the kind of logic that makes you wonder if he’s playing 4D chess or just lost the rulebook. 🧩
Trump’s Greatest Hits: Energy, Borders, and Why Green is the New Red
In his September 23 address, Trump tackled the big issues: energy production (spoiler: green energy is a hoax, apparently) and global migration (spoiler: walls are still in). According to our tangerine-tinted orator, green energy is the greatest con since New Coke, bankrupting nations faster than a Trump casino. Meanwhile, China and its neighbors have been spewing carbon like it’s going out of style, while Europe and the U.S. sit in the dark, paying through the nose for their virtue signaling. 🌍💨
On immigration, Trump doubled down on his favorite theme: borders are good, globalism is bad. “Nationalist independence,” he declared, as if the phrase itself could build a wall. It’s like he read the room and decided the room needed more room. 🏗️
“It is always an honor to speak at the United Nations, even if their equipment is somewhat faulty. Make America Great Again!” – President Donald J. Trump
– The White House (@WhiteHouse) September 23, 2025
Why This is (Accidentally) Crypto’s Best Day Ever
Cheap Energy = Happy Miners
Here’s the kicker: Trump’s war on green energy could be a boon for Bitcoin miners. More coal, more oil, more cheap electricity-it’s like Christmas morning for ASIC rigs. And according to a report by rhnuttall, nations clinging to fossil fuels produce electricity cheaper than those sipping kale smoothies. So, while Trump wasn’t exactly shouting “To the moon!” he might as well have been. 🚀
Miners in crypto-friendly nations? They’re about to feast on a buffet of low-cost power, all thanks to the man who once asked if windmills cause cancer. 🌬️⚡
Immigration: The Crypto Angle You Didn’t Know You Needed
Trump’s hardline stance on immigration is, oddly enough, a win for Bitcoin. After all, crypto doesn’t care about borders-it’s the ultimate equalizer for people fleeing hyperinflation, wars, and economies run by clowns. While Trump builds walls, Bitcoin builds bridges. It’s like they say: when life gives you tariffs, make decentralized ledger systems. 🌉💰
So, there you have it. Trump’s UN speech: a rambling, unintentionally crypto-friendly masterpiece. Who knew the man who once tweeted “Bitcoin is a scam” would become its accidental champion? Only in 2025, folks. Only in 2025. 🤡🎪
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