In a spectacle of tragic comedy, the Trump Coin-once shining bright like a hopeful dawn-has now fallen into the abyss, dragged mercilessly by greed and folly. The token, which once strutted at nearly fifty dollars, now skulks at a paltry five, a shadow of its former glory. The whales, those monstrous financiers, have turned tail and abandoned ship, showering the market with their divestments, as if to say, “Here’s our goodbye, suckers!” 🐋💸
Image of whale dumping
Oh, the irony! Just as the headlines trumpet the rise of exchange tokens-up from a measly 147 million to 148 million-the real story is the sinking ship of Trump’s digital expedition. Demand? Down the drain. Futures interest? Vanishing faster than a politician’s honesty. 🌊🤡
Financial Circus: The Decline of Trump’s Empire
Consider this: Trump Media stock has plummeted by over 70%, and the World Liberty Financial token is sharper than a tongue lashing. Even American Bitcoin-one might think it impervious-has cratered 40%, likely due to some ‘lock-up’ theatrics and family drama. 🥴
Graph of technical analysis
Our technical prophet, the chart, screams danger. From a peak of $9.56 to a current $5.80, the token is wandering below all moving averages, with its oscillator pointing straight down, like a drunk looking for his keys-lost, clueless, and heading for trouble. The target? A cynical descent to around $4.57, which, considering this circus, might turn into a performance of ‘Drop the Mic’-if only the mic were the price chart. 🎤💥
If the brave souls brave enough to push past resistance at $7, perhaps a renaissance awaits. But, honestly, the only thing certain here is the comedy of errors-leave joking aside, the coin’s slide could turn into a full-fledged free fall, leaving investors to contemplate their life choices.
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2025-12-05 22:01