Oh no, not again! THORChain, the cross-chain swapping protocol that’s about as secure as a soap bubble in a hurricane, has suffered a security breach so spectacular it’s made the universe pause mid-sentence. Estimated losses? A mere $1.2 million-enough to buy a small island, a few submarines, and a very confused parrot. The breach has sparked debates so heated they could melt the Arctic, with critics pointing out that THORChain’s track record for facilitating illicit fund movements is about as reliable as a teapot in a tornado. Despite this, the operators have kept the network running, because nothing says “decentralization” like a chaotic dance with the devil. The incident is a reminder that in DeFi, the only thing more unpredictable than the market is the universe itself. 🧨đź§
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2025-09-12 11:41