As a seasoned college student myself, I must say that this latest episode of “Esprit” has left me feeling quite a whirlwind of emotions. Kimberly’s quest to become a sex goddess is as hilarious as it is cringeworthy – girl, slow your roll! And speaking of rolling, the vibrator incident was a close call if I ever saw one.
We’ve reached a fresh milestone: our initial episode without Renee Rapp’s character Leighton. We’ve got some flirting and significant alterations to explore, so let’s jump straight in. First things first, the new roommate, Kacey. She enrolled at Essex to be with her boyfriend she’s been with since 7th grade. (It’s a pity you couldn’t get into a school without a math program, but you managed to get into Duke?) Just like me, Bela finds it hard to believe they’ve been together for so long and that Kacey is flaunting a promise ring – something I thought had fallen out of fashion in 2008, but it seems everything old is new again! She swiftly criticizes our group, and then disappears to class while Bela, Whitney, and Kimberly try to regroup. “Were we the only ones who found her overly friendly yet somewhat rude?” No, you weren’t alone, ladies!
Over dinner, I present my boyfriend to my housemates, then subtly slip away to seek a secluded dining spot. It seems like a not-so-subtle jab, ending with, “Have fun at your girls’ night!” I can’t help but feel a dormant mean girl stirring within me. I must admit, I’m tempted to give Kacey a taste of her own medicine.
If you found yourself thinking, “I guess that won’t last long,” you were spot on! It only took three seconds for Kimberly to notice Calvin at the Omega party, grinding with a stranger. Despite Whitney’s optimism that they were just being “platonic,” they began kissing moments later, effectively putting an end to that notion. When Kimberly alerted everyone, Kacey stormed into the party, even though she was in the midst of doing her hair and had acne patches on. Bela advised her not to cause a scene but was pleased when she did, which is understandable. I can’t help but share this story if I were there. Although I don’t particularly care about either of these new characters, I must admit that I’m less interested in the details about Calvin’s pastor father and the broken promise ring. However, the crux of the matter is that Kacey appreciates that her friends had her back, and this storyline concludes with the hope that this new quartet might actually work out. I remain skeptical, but my inner gossip girl is certainly awake.
In a somewhat snarky tone, let’s discuss Taylor, seeing as I seem to be in a sassy mood today. You know, colleges often like to caution students about alcohol consumption. Given the potential crisis Essex might face regarding its accreditation in season four, I’m ready with bells on! As for Taylor, her drinking issue seems more of an afterthought, while Bela is preoccupied by Arvind, the considerate Financial Aid Fellow from last week, who shows up with a box of chocolates for a staff member recovering from hip surgery. I must admit, I found Taylor’s reaction to Bela and Arvind’s awkward flirting quite amusing. Bela is taken aback when she realizes that the man she’s trying to impress uses “hospital puns dot com” for humor, but Taylor persuades her to ask him to lunch. The issue with Arvind, you might wonder? Apart from his hospital puns, he’s just too nice, which is not Bela’s type. Kimberly and Whitney react as if Bela hails from another planet, finding it hard to believe that she prefers bad boys. This isn’t the first time they’ve encountered a friend with such a preference, or perhaps my social circle is just peculiar in that regard. There are many things to ponder over. Despite my disagreements with Bela on most matters, I can understand her perspective. Arvind’s kindness gives me a strange feeling, especially when he talks about the emotional power of comforting students as a Financial Aid Fellow. Just when Bela decides to cut their lunch short and move on, Arvind performs a surprisingly sensual Heimlich maneuver. With hazy golden light highlighting his arms, Bela watches in awe. It seems Bela is finally attracted to a nice guy… until she learns that Arvind is in a relationship. If you think this storyline is now over, well, you don’t know Bela!
Remember that bisexual hottie from housing, Eli? Well, he and Kimberly are studying-slash-making out when he tells her that usually women have the hardest time with him being bi. She clocks that this must mean most of his exes are men, and even though she assures Eli she will be cool … I mean, it’s Kimberly, so she has about ten minutes before she does something mortifying. This time, that mortifying thing is listening to Lila, who tells her that one of Eli’s exes was a super freak in bed, so Kimberly is gonna have to step her game up. We all know this is going nowhere good, and that is only confirmed when Kimberly enters the local sex shop, acting like a person who not only has never been into a sex store but like a person who has, in fact, never had sex. Luckily, she has the ideal first-time shopping experience with a genderfluid hottie who reassures her that she is not committing a crime and that sex is a part of life before walking her through their various wares.
Unfortunately, Kimberly’s plan to become overly adventurous sexually seems to be the only positive aspect. The next time at Eli’s, instead of taking it slow, she pushes him to change positions. Goodness gracious, y’all are still dressed and you two are jumping straight into an unconventional act with this man? Eli concurs, expressing his disinterest for the moment, and Kimberly recognizes her haste mirrors that of every other woman he’s dated previously. She gathers her things hurriedly, leaving in a flash – so swiftly, in fact, she accidentally drops her backpack and the present she got for Eli starts to move around. It appears she was planning to engage in an unconventional act with him, my word!
In my revised version, the text could read as follows:
Office Hours
“Would you like me to guide you around campus while we’re on our way? I know some lovely spots, and if you appreciate ivy like I do, I can’t wait to show you an exquisite pergola!
Allow me to share a sneak peek of the wisdom on intimacy from the book I’ve yet to start writing.
In my opinion, Taylor’s method for acquiring phone numbers of attractive individuals comes very close to being flawless, but instead of labeling them as “hot blondes,” it would be more beneficial to note down the location where you encountered them and the specific date. Disregard the hair color in this case!
“Never have I appeared more disheveled in public; could you possibly escort me home, as I feel quite self-conscious?” Despite Kacey’s unfriendly nature, our friends stand by her, which is a testament to their bond – that’s what friendship is all about!
• “Receiving a C grade? Surprisingly, that’s fine by me! Primarily, I’m here to learn. As a dedicated learner, I’m deeply engrossed in understanding the African-American experience.
Is it obvious that I’m quite the bookworm, or would a top grade like “A+” on an assignment accompanied by “see me” indicate that I might soon receive praise from my teacher?
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2024-12-06 06:55