Bitcoin’s latest dive has left the average ETF investor clutching their pearls and muttering curses louder than a toddler denied their third cupcake. The flow-weighted cost basis of these fond little funds? A comically lofty $89,600, per Sean Rose of Glassnode, as Bitcoin briefly flirted with the ground beneath us like a sobbing poet. 🌪️ Early buyers? Still riding high. Not the rest of us, though. We’re down here with the lemmings and the buffet chefs. 😅
“Even underwater,” crooned Vincent Liu, CIO of Kronos Research, “most ETF holders are long-term allocators.” Translation: They’re too stubborn to sell and too lazy to Google how to withdraw. A risk-off environment? Think of it as crypto’s spa day-liquidity dries up, macroscopic vibes loom, and dollar bills cry themselves to sleep. 🛁
Spot Bitcoin, Ether ETFs Witness a Mass Exodus 🦑
US spot Bitcoin ETFs had such a bad Monday, they deserve an emoji support group. BlackRock’s IBIT lost $145.6 million. Fidelity’s FBTC? Throwing it away like it’s 2020 TikTok makeup tutorials. ARKB bled $29.7 million, and BITB cooled down with a mere $9.5 million exit. Five straight days of outflows? Sounds about as thrilling as a Netflix password-sharing scheme. 🎭
The worst? Nov. 13 was the second-worst day since… well, the invention of gravity. $866.7 million of withdrawals, folks. That’s enough to buy the Eiffel Tower a second opinion. And let’s not forget the Ether ETFs, which lost $182.7 million-ETHA alone fleeing with $193 million like it’s the last subway train from Manhattan. 🔚
“Disinflation, labor softening, central bank easing,” chorused Liu, dodging questions about whether crypto will ever stop resembling a drunk tetris game. Because clearly, the only way to know if liquidity improves is to guess when the universe’s Wi-Fi cracks. 🌐
Solana ETFs: The Party Crashers 🎉
Meanwhile, Solana ETFs schmooze like it’s Oscar night. Bitwise’s BSOL pulled in $7.3 million, and Grayscale’s GSOL added a princely $0.9 million. Since October? $390 million of cumulative inflows. Looks like Solana’s riding the ‘I-don’t-care-about-the-meltdown’ train. 🚂 Or maybe they just have better Instagram hashtags. 📸
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2025-11-18 11:00