Steak ‘n Shake tosses another $10 million into its Bitcoin piggy bank, because why not? 🥩🚀
Well, slap my wallet and call me volatile-Steak ‘n Shake announced on January 16, 2026, that it’s doubled down on its Bitcoin obsession, adding a cool $10 million to its Strategic Bitcoin Reserve (SBR). Apparently, accepting Bitcoin payments has been the secret sauce to their same-store sales surge, which is either genius or the financial equivalent of putting ketchup on a filet mignon. 🍔💸
The company calls this model “self-sustaining,” which is corporate-speak for “we’re riding this crypto rollercoaster until the wheels fall off.” Higher sales mean more Bitcoin in the SBR, and more Bitcoin means… well, who knows? But they’re investing in food quality and expansion, so at least the fries might get crisper while the market gets weirder. 🍟📈
Of course, all this Bitcoin hoarding is done “in accordance with applicable laws,” which is just a fancy way of saying they’re not storing it in a sock drawer. Yet. 🧦🔒
🧭 FAQs (Because You’re Probably Confused)
• When did Steak ‘n Shake start taking Bitcoin? Eight months before January 16, 2026. Or, as crypto enthusiasts call it, “the dawn of the great burger-coin convergence.” 🌅🍔
• How much Bitcoin did they add? $10 million. That’s a lot of milkshakes… or one really expensive milkshake, depending on the market. 🥤💸
• Where does the Bitcoin go? Straight into the SBR, which is basically their crypto fortress of solitude. 🏰🔒
• Will this change the menu or locations? Nope, but if Bitcoin crashes, they might start selling “Blockchain Burgers” for $0.0001. 🍔📉
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2026-01-18 11:57