The Bank of Korea (BOK) reports that South Korean investors’ total crypto holdings have melted faster than a milkshake at the Dead Parrot Comedy Club-down a whopping 27% in just six months! 😩
Trading volume and deposits shrank like a cartoon balloon popping, adding to the sobriety of an already despondent domestic market. South Korea, previously brimming with spot cryptocurrency purchases bigger than a Lothlorien picnic, now finds itself in a pickle. 😯
What’s Gold Plated When Bitcoins Fall?
The central bank sniffed that the dramatic dips in prices of major crypto assets, like Bitcoin, have recently calmed down. “Oh, sure, Bitcoin’s price is rising again, but it seems it’s just a clown car at the circus!” observed the BOK. In its latest Financial Stability Report, the bank noted that despite this price-up, total crypto holdings are fledged like teenage love from its peak levels at the beginning of the year. 🎩
Holdings plummeted from a grand high of ₩121.8 trillion ($89.2 billion) in January 2025 to ₩89.2 trillion ($65.4 billion) by June, while deposits took a dive of 42%, from ₩10.7 trillion to ₩6.2 trillion, likely searching for their long-lost counterparts in a spy comedy. 🕵️♂️
Stablecoins in Korea: Falling Faster Than The Empire Strikes Back
The average daily trading volume was up to just ₩3.2 trillion in June, a cut deeper than a ninja sword slash from ₩17.1 trillion in December 2024. Quite the drop! Or should we say, a Liberty Bell clang for crypto? 😅
Why such a tumble? The BOK suggests that the booming local stock market is lavishing attention, drawing capital with the irresistible charm of a cantina band. As Bitcoin hiked to the heavens, South Korean stock prices soared skyward too, luring investors away like characters in a Hitchhiker’s comedy. 💸
This sullen trend spells trouble in South Korea, renowned for its voracious appetite for crypto, now apparently less hungry than a vegan vampire. 🧛♂️
Options grew more stable, with trading volume on stablecoins that once outpaced Bitcoin now slowing like a turtle sipping coffee. This trend seems to be more stubborn than a west-side apartment with a closed window. In contrast, the global market’s performance appears as exciting as a campfire, growing robustly due to the GENIUS Act (shocker!). 🎊📈
Certainly, some light comedy or a penny-drop could help stabilize these volatile markets in due time. Or, maybe we should just stick to toting around gold doubloons at this rate! 💰
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2025-09-26 11:17