Silver’s Big Breakout? Here’s Why It’s a Trap!

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Oh great, another Swiss guy with a plan that’s sure to work… until it doesn’t. According to this “precious metals advocate,” silver’s “major breakout” is just beginning. Because nothing says “investor confidence” like a metal that’s been crashing since the 1970s.

So, the founder of Matterhorn Asset Management (because “Matterhorn” sounds like a fancy way to say “I’m not sure what I’m doing”) claims silver is going through a “fundamental change.” Because clearly, the only thing that could change silver’s trajectory is a sudden surge in demand from people who actually need it. Like, uh, solar panels? Or maybe just a few people who think they’re investing in the future.

Unlike the 1970s spike, which was obviously just a fluke, this time it’s different! Or so says the guy who’s probably still using a flip phone. He insists silver hasn’t hit a “blow-off top,” which is just a fancy way of saying “we’re not done losing money yet.”

Meanwhile, the bullion banks are trying to sell paper silver, but it’s failing “quickly.” Because nothing says “market stability” like banks panicking over a few dollars. “So what does that mean for the ordinary investors?” Well, it means you’re about to be the fool who buys at the top… again.

“We’re going to see multiples of the current price,” he says. Because obviously, the market is a magician who pulls rabbits out of hats… and then sells them to you for $1,000.

Physical demand now claims 50% of production. Because nothing says “sustainable growth” like using silver for solar panels, electric cars, and missiles. Because obviously, the world needs more of that.

“Will it correct? Of course,” he says. Because what’s a market without a little volatility? “But this is not a normal market because it’s now a physical market.” Which is just a fancy way of saying “we’re all in over our heads, but let’s pretend we know what we’re doing.”

And gold? Oh, gold’s going to $10,000 an ounce. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a metal that’s been a bubble since the dawn of time. “Silver will go twice as fast as gold,” he says. Because clearly, the only thing faster than a gold rush is a silver rush… which is just a gold rush with less shine.

The price of silver surged to $116 on Monday. Because nothing says “market confidence” like a 12.5% jump in a day. But hey, at least it’s not 2008! Wait, no, that was the same thing. Just with more tears.

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2026-01-27 11:22